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Posted: 10-Dec-2007, 09:11 PM
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The good news is that Hilda doesn't see you.

The bad news is that she dumps the load of tomatoes into a soup making factory.


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Posted: 10-Dec-2007, 10:45 PM
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The good news is that the machines push you out of the loading vat,'
The bad news is that Helga retrieves you and drags you to the Preacher to wed.


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Posted: 13-Dec-2007, 08:53 PM
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The good news is that the Preacher is your cousin, Zeke.

The bad news is that he doesn't remember you.


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Posted: 13-Dec-2007, 08:59 PM
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The good news is that Zeke is too drunk to perform the ceremony.

The bad news is that he left no booze for you
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Posted: 14-Dec-2007, 11:48 AM
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The good news is that you've given up the spirits anyway.

The bad news is that Helga really wanted a drinkand is getting very ornery.
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Posted: 14-Dec-2007, 11:52 AM
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The good news it that you find a bottle of Ether which Helga drinks.
The bad news is she falls on you.
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Posted: 11-Jan-2008, 01:14 PM
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The good news is that all your yoga practice enables you to squirm your way out from under Helga.

The bad news is that Helga's ether-breath is permeating the room and you are getting woozy and beginning to see all sorts of strange things.
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Posted: 23-Jan-2008, 01:53 AM
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The good news is you see the door, and fall right out.

The bad news is you fall into Hilda's arms.


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Posted: 23-Jan-2008, 09:38 AM
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The good news is that Hilda drops you because she is waiting for someone else...
The bad news is that the someone else is Hilda to help her.
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Posted: 23-Jan-2008, 09:39 AM
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oops waiting for Helga to help her.....
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Posted: 23-Jan-2008, 11:12 AM
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The good news is that you have brought your backpack full of disguises with you.

The bad news is that you disguise yourself from Helga but Hilda still knows who you are.

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Posted: 24-Jan-2008, 02:02 AM
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The good news is you also have your running shoes in your back pack and Hilda nor Helga can catch you.

The bad news is Hilda has a motorcycle, with a side car on it.
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Posted: 24-Jan-2008, 10:35 AM
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The good news is that you can blow out the tires on the motorcyle with your dart gun that was also in your backpack.

The bad news is that the motorcycle is now spinning out of control and heading your way fast!
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The good news is that you took some special vitamins this morning and now have the ability to jump over 50 feet straight up, avoiding the motorcycle!

...the bad news is you forgot the Advil for when you come back down and hit the concrete!


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Posted: 25-Jan-2008, 01:47 AM
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The good news is you land in a deep snow bank, and there's no pain.

The bad news is your cold, wet and stuck in the snow bank.
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