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Posted: 06-Dec-2007, 12:59 PM
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The good news is that music calmed those savage beasts as you whistle your way out of there.

The bad news is that it's beginning to snow!


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Posted: 06-Dec-2007, 10:35 PM
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The good news is that you have a terrific pair of snowboots!

The bad news is that they are in Miami in storage.


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Posted: 07-Dec-2007, 12:56 PM
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The good news is that there's a great bargain on plane fares to Miami right now.

The bad news is that you're pretty much out in the middle of nowhere with no means of transportation and the airport is 25 miles away...and, did I mention that snow that's really starting to come down about now?
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Posted: 07-Dec-2007, 10:53 PM
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The good news is that you make your way to a highway.

The bad news is that the first car to stop and pick you up is driven by . . . HELGA!!
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Posted: 07-Dec-2007, 11:19 PM
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The good news is that I read pretty darned fast and finally found Helga on page 20 (thanks so much, Haynes, for making me do that mad.gif )

The bad news is that Helga thinks you're really cute!

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Posted: 08-Dec-2007, 11:10 AM
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QUOTE (pretentiouswombat @ 07-Dec-2007, 11:19 PM)
The good news is that I read pretty darned fast and finally found Helga on page 20 (thanks so much, Haynes, for making me do that mad.gif )

The bad news is that Helga thinks you're really cute!

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The good news is that you can outrun Helga.

The bad news is that she has chains on her tires for the snow.
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Posted: 08-Dec-2007, 03:17 PM
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The good news is that the chains slip off easily (Helga's not really that good at equipping the car for this weather) and you can use them as a makeshift weapon.

The bad news is that you don't realize you have run onto a frozen lake and are sliding out of control - right towards HELGA!!!
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Posted: 08-Dec-2007, 10:41 PM
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The good news is she accidentally lets you slide on by.

The bad news is that you are headed toward a cliff!
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Posted: 08-Dec-2007, 11:18 PM
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The good news is that you're wearing your Professor Gadget propellor beanie and you can fly over the cliff.

The bad news is that you are flying into restricted air space.
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Posted: 09-Dec-2007, 08:22 AM
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The good news is that the aircraft sent to intercept you recognize that you are not a threat.

The bad news is that one of the pilots is Helga's cousin and he's mad that you have been trying to ditch her!
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The good news is the you have your invisibility cloak in your pocket and you throw it over yourself.

The bad news is that effectively cuts off the beanie propeller power.
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Posted: 10-Dec-2007, 08:20 AM
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The good news is that your parachute works properly 99 times out of 100.

The bad news is that this is ONE of those times!
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Posted: 10-Dec-2007, 11:29 AM
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The good news is that you land in the bed of a truck loaded with Tomatoes.

The bad news is the truck is driven by Helga's even uglier sister,


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The good news is that you were not very high and make a soft landing. The bad news is that you are even farther away from the airport.


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The good news is that you land in the back of a truck loadeds with tomatoes.

The bad news is that Helgas uglier sister Hilda is driving.
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