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Posted: 01-Aug-2007, 02:32 PM
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The good news is that your trip is extended and Helga gets tired of waiting.

The bad news is that while you were gone, mice got in and chewed all your things.


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Posted: 02-Aug-2007, 12:47 AM
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Good news is you have very good insurance, it has coverage for chewing mice. So you get everything replaced.

The bad news is Helga bought out your insurance agent, so now you have to deal with her.


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Posted: 28-Sep-2007, 12:36 PM
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The good news is that she gives you a really good rate. The bad news is that she expects something in return.
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Posted: 29-Sep-2007, 12:52 PM
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The good news is she likes money, more than she likes you so she'll take cash.

The bad news is, you don't have any cash so hang on.
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Posted: 30-Sep-2007, 05:51 PM
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The good news is that Helga takes your post dated check.

The bad news is that when she finds out there is no money in your account, you are in big trouble!


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Posted: 02-Oct-2007, 12:00 PM
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The good news is that she decided not to take a pound of flesh in lieu of the money.

The bad news is that she has an employee named Bruno who is very, very big and scary.
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Posted: 02-Oct-2007, 02:03 PM
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the good news is throw him ravollio and your safe.

the bad news he has an appttie as big as a horse.


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Posted: 05-Oct-2007, 08:30 AM
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The good news is that he goes looking for a restaurant to get more.

The bad news is that he drags you with him.

(Hey, Crazy, My mother's mother was a Glenn. Where are your folks from?)
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Posted: 08-Oct-2007, 12:24 PM
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The good news is that Bruno is in a jolly mood and orders food for you!

The bad news is that it's sushi and you think you are going to hurl!
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Posted: 12-Oct-2007, 08:23 AM
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The good news is that Bruno sees a friend and while he is distracted you slip the sudhi to a passing cat. The bad news is that the cat upchucks the sushi on Bruno's shoe.
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Posted: 12-Oct-2007, 08:34 PM
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The good news is the cat ran away in time.
The bad news is that Bruno look down at his shoe.


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Posted: 13-Oct-2007, 12:21 AM
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The good news is that Bruno has no idea what you have done.

The bad news is that he orders more and expects you to down it with him.
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Posted: 13-Oct-2007, 05:28 PM
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The good news is it's the last of the sushi so you convince Bruno that he can have it and you'll have a plain old hamburger.

The bad news is Bruno knows another sushi bar, so there you go again.
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Posted: 14-Oct-2007, 10:32 PM
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The good news is that the sushi bar is closed.

The bad news is that Bruno knows of a place that serves really good roadkill.
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The good news is that it is actually Dee's Roadkill Cafe in White, Georgia (actual place) that has wonderful BBQ and great home cooking - you are relieved! biggrin.gif

The bad news is that they have been infested with 'possums and don't know what to do with them. It is getting close to closing time and they have run out of pork for the BBQ and most of the other food. Bruno is VERY hungry. So, they substitute the "fresh" 'possum for the pork!!! eat.gif




p.s. there really is place in White, GA called Dee's Roadkill Cafe - and they really do have good food - no 'possum though. biggrin.gif


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