| Should Be A Bumpersticker
, over heard on CB radio
Posted: 07-Oct-2009, 11:30 AM
Lady Leleanda - Mystic Dreamer
Group: Fellowship of the Ring
Realm: Alberta, Canada
- Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
- Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
- The proctologist called ...they found your head.
- Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.
- Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
- Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
- I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
- Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody but me,"
- Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
- Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
- If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
- Hang up and drive!!
- Welcome to Canada ...now speak English
Truth in our hearts. Strength in our hands. Consistency in our tongues.
Beauty is not just all around us, but within us....
"Mo nighean donn," he whispered, "Mo chridhe. My brown lass, my heart. Come to me. Cover me. Shelter me, a bhean, heal me. Burn with me, as I burn for you."(Fiery Cross Quote)
Posted: 25-Oct-2010, 04:25 PM
Reader of souls, vision seeker, TROLL
Group: Super Moderator
Realm: The frontier of Penn's Woods
Some stickers from the past...hummm!
The following bumper stickers were compiled by Jerry Paull, a former Methodist Minister from Lakeside, Ohio. He writes: "These are actual bumper stickers now on cars. I didn't write any of them. I'm only the messenger. If they make you laugh, good. If they make you cry, good. If they make you angry, that's good too. If you don't want to read them, hit the delete button."
BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM!
IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT.
RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME.
BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR.
PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH!
WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?
IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT!
FEEL SAFER NOW?
I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY!
IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION!
DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM. . . . Thomas Jefferson.
DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED AGAINST BUSH -- TWICE!
ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE, THINK FOR YOURSELF!
HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN?
STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE.
GEORGE W. BUSH -- MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM.
KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY!
DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM.
STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO-LIFE!
HATE, GREED IGNORANCE = WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
HONOR OUR TROOPS, DEMAND THE TRUTH!
REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND $87 BILLION ON AMERICA?
FACT: BUSH OIL, 1999 - $19/BARREL; BUSH OIL 2006 - $70/BARREL.
THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE.
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS -- IMPEACH BUSH!
HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
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