Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )
   Mobile App






Reply to this topicStart new topicStart Poll

> Should Be A Bumpersticker, over heard on CB radio
Bookmark and Share
Harlot 
Posted: 27-Feb-2009, 06:56 PM
Quote Post

Member is Offline



Celtic Guardian
********

Group: Celtic Nation
Posts: 1,069
Joined: 29-Mar-2008
ZodiacIvy

Realm: Southern Michiagn USA

female





My dughter in-law told me about one she seen and might have it made for me. Pink letters to go on my hatch " Silly boys Jeeps are for Girls"


--------------------
user posted image
Hopes are towers in the skies Dreams are wings taking flight

The Boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best Shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends and the other begins

Photobucket

SLAINTE
PMEmail PosterMy Photo Album               View My Space Profile.
Top
Dogshirt 
Posted: 28-Feb-2009, 12:41 AM
Quote Post

Member is Offline





Lord of the Northern Plains
Group Icon

Group: Founder
Posts: 2,400
Joined: 12-Oct-2003
ZodiacElder

Realm: Washington THE State

male





I really like "Would you drive better with that phone up your a$$?"


beer_mug.gif




--------------------
Hoka Hey!
The more Liberals I meet, the more I like my dogs!
PMEmail PosterMy Photo Album               
Top
stoirmeil 
Posted: 28-Feb-2009, 03:48 PM
Quote Post

Member is Offline



Celtic Guardian
********

Group: Celtic Nation
Posts: 3,581
Joined: 07-Nov-2004
ZodiacBirch

Realm: New York







QUOTE (Dogshirt @ 28-Feb-2009, 12:41 AM)
I really like "Would you drive better with that phone up your a$$?"


beer_mug.gif

biggrin.gif

"Phone home. Your village called, and their idiot is missing."
PMEmail Poster               
Top
Patch 
Posted: 13-Mar-2009, 09:51 AM
Quote Post

Member is Offline





Celtic Guardian
Group Icon

Group: Scotland
Posts: 7,710
Joined: 22-Dec-2002
ZodiacIvy

Realm: America, Mid West

male





Just saw this today.

HONK
If You're Paying My Mortgage!


Slàinte,    

Patch    
PMEmail Poster               
Top
Shadows 
Posted: 14-Mar-2009, 08:01 PM
Quote Post

Member is Offline





Reader of souls, vision seeker, TROLL
Group Icon

Group: Super Moderator
Posts: 4,157
Joined: 20-Jun-2003
ZodiacHolly

Realm: The frontier of Penn's Woods

male





This one made me look twice:

"Fighting for Peace is like Screwing for Virginity!"


--------------------
I support the separation of church and hate!

IMAGINATION - the freest and largest nation in the world!


One can not profess to be of "GOD" and show intolerence and prejudice towards the beliefs of others.

Am fear nach gleidh na h–airm san t–sith, cha bhi iad aige ’n am a’ chogaidh.
He that keeps not his arms in time of peace will have none in time of war.

"We're all in this together , in the parking lot between faith and fear" ... O.C.M.S.

“Beasts feed; man eats; only the man of intellect knows how to eat well.”

"Without food we are nothing, without history we are lost." - SHADOWS


Is iomadh duine laghach a mhill an Creideamh.
Religion has spoiled many a good man.

The clan MacEwen
PMEmail PosterUsers Website My Photo Album               
Top
WizardofOwls 
Posted: 14-Mar-2009, 08:28 PM
Quote Post

Member is Offline





Wanderer and Vagabond
********

Group: Celtic Nation
Posts: 5,141
Joined: 12-Mar-2004
ZodiacVine

Realm: Wytheville, Virginia

male





If you tailgate me, I'll flick a booger on your windshield

Politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason


--------------------
Slàn agus beannachd,
Allen R. Alderman

'S i Alba tìr mo chridhe. 'S i Gàidhlig cànan m' anama.
Scotland is the land of my heart. Gaelic is the language of my soul.
PMEmail PosterMy Photo Album               
Top
Robert Phoenix 
Posted: 30-Mar-2009, 07:18 PM
Quote Post

Member is Offline



Celtic Guardian
********

Group: Celtic Nation
Posts: 2,218
Joined: 19-May-2006
ZodiacIvy

Realm: Ironwood, MI

male





I got a few good ones in he email mountain today

I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory

I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.




--------------------
Unavoidably Detained by the World

"Irishness is not primary a question of birth or blood or language; it is the condition on being involved in the Irish situation, and usually of being mauled by it."-Conor Cruise O'Brien

Pour mouth to mouth
PMEmail Poster               
Top
RedWeasel 
Posted: 01-Apr-2009, 07:23 AM
Quote Post

Member is Offline



Servant
**

Group: Celtic Nation
Posts: 44
Joined: 03-Jan-2009
ZodiacRowan


male





Meat is just processed Vegetables!
PMEmail Poster               
Top
McRoach 
Posted: 05-Apr-2009, 12:17 AM
Quote Post

Member is Offline



>>*<<
********

Group: Celtic Nation
Posts: 413
Joined: 12-Dec-2006
ZodiacRowan

Realm: Desert Highlands, USA

male

Medieval Kingdom
Rank #6
2,147,483,647 Gold!


Clan: AWARE



One of my favorites;

"I'm trying to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my a$$"


QUOTE
A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory


I haven't seen that one before but now I want it! lol.gif


--------------------
"May those who love us, love us. And those who hate us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping."
-Celtic Proverbs



Grateful am I to have a sword in which to defend myself at all times, blessed am I for the days I need not use it.


Daylight Saving Time countdown banner
PMEmail PosterMy Photo Album               
Top
Shadows 
Posted: 15-Apr-2009, 01:31 PM
Quote Post

Member is Offline





Reader of souls, vision seeker, TROLL
Group Icon

Group: Super Moderator
Posts: 4,157
Joined: 20-Jun-2003
ZodiacHolly

Realm: The frontier of Penn's Woods

male





Found these in an email from 2004 when I was cleaning out my mailbox:

Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Illiterate? Write For Help.
~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ax Me About Ebonics.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Boldly Going Nowhere.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heart Attacks God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
PMEmail PosterUsers Website My Photo Album               
Top
flora 
Posted: 29-Jun-2009, 10:53 PM
Quote Post

Member is Offline



Celtic Guardian
********

Group: Celtic Nation
Posts: 896
Joined: 18-Jul-2006
ZodiacAsh

Realm: Tangerine, Florida

female





On a horse trailer: Wish my stocks were worth as much as my manure pile.

Flora


--------------------
"Nature always wears the colors of the spirit." -
Ralph Waldo Emerson


Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
K. Gibran


In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
John Muir


"Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves."
John Muir
PMEmail Poster               
Top
englishmix 
Posted: 30-Jun-2009, 12:20 AM
Quote Post

Member is Offline



Celtic Guardian
********

Group: Celtic Nation
Posts: 985
Joined: 30-Jan-2009
ZodiacBirch

Realm: My place







Stop the P.I.G.S.
Progressives In Government Socialism
PMEmail Poster                
Top
Patch 
Posted: 30-Jun-2009, 03:40 AM
Quote Post

Member is Offline





Celtic Guardian
Group Icon

Group: Scotland
Posts: 7,710
Joined: 22-Dec-2002
ZodiacIvy

Realm: America, Mid West

male





isn't it amazing how quickly bumper stickers and T shirt slogans reflect the times? Those are good ones!

Slàinte,    

Patch    
PMEmail Poster               
Top
LibraryJim 
Posted: 30-Jun-2009, 04:30 PM
Quote Post

Member is Offline



Servant
**

Group: Celtic Nation
Posts: 45
Joined: 03-Dec-2007
ZodiacVine


male





Never underestimate the power
of stupid people in large groups.

It's our money
not theirs

the world is not your ashtray
keep your butts in the car!
PMEmail PosterUsers Website               
Top
Dogshirt 
Posted: 30-Jun-2009, 10:42 PM
Quote Post

Member is Offline





Lord of the Northern Plains
Group Icon

Group: Founder
Posts: 2,400
Joined: 12-Oct-2003
ZodiacElder

Realm: Washington THE State

male





"If I DIDN"T commit random acts of violence...I'd SHOOT you!"


beer_mug.gif
PMEmail PosterMy Photo Album               
Top
0 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

Reply to this topicStart new topicStart Poll

 








Celtic RadioTM broadcasts through Live365.com and StreamLicensing.com which are officially licensed under SoundExchange, ASCAP, BMI, SESAC and SOCAN.
©2014 Celtic Radio Network, Highlander Radio, Celtic Moon, Celtic Dance, Ye O' Celtic Pub and Celt-Rock-Radio.
All rights and trademarks reserved. Read our Privacy Policy.
Celtic Graphics ©2014, Cari Buziak


Link to CelticRadio.net!
Link to CelticRadio.net
View Broadcast Status and Statistics!

Best Viewed With IE 8.0 (1680 x 1050 Resolution), Javascript & Cookies Enabled.


[Home] [Top]

Celtic Hearts Gallery | Celtic Mates Dating | My Celtic Friends | Celtic Music Radio | Family Heraldry | Medival Kingdom | Top Celtic Sites | Web Celt Blog | Video Celt