| Who Is He?
Posted: 07-Aug-2006, 08:15 AM
Musican/Ruler of the Dells/Warrior
Realm: Caer Portshire, Mist Hollow
| ugh...way to early in the morning to be thinking about this....I'll have a stab at it once I have a chance to puzzle it out some.
Senara-ism : Life is like a theatrical production only you get to be actor, director, and audience all at once. So break a leg, sit back and enjoy the show!
"When the waves are high and the light is dying, raise a glass and think of me..." -Gaelic Storm
Cha chòir dòrn a thoirt an aghaidh pòig.
A kiss ought not to be met with a fist.
Thig crioch air an saoghal, ach mairidh gaol is ceòl.
The world will pass away, but love and music last forever.
"I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!" Hammy-Over the Hedge
Posted: 07-Aug-2006, 03:46 PM
Group: Celtic Nation
Realm: New York
heh heh . . .
Many many years ago
when I was twenty three,
I was married to a widow
who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
and soon they two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
For my daughter was my mother,
'cos she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
My Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept him on the run.
And he became my grandchild,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She is my grandmother too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It nearly drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa.
Original version by Mark Twain
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