|A woman will understand another woman.|
Yeah: ain't THAT the truth!!!
However let me say this: Mac, from your original post it souns like you had to do at least some of the "inserting" of the proverbs into the database by hand. Given about a day, I can whip together a program to convert from one format to another. If yuo run into anything else that needs to be added to the database, let me know and I'll gladly compile a converter for you.
I have two modes: wiseass and dumbass. Mode is determined by current blood alcohol level.
Drinking is a sport. In order to be competitive, you must practice on a regular basis. Although you can practice alone, it is much more fun to practice with friends. If you're out of shape and practice too hard, you will regret it the next day.
Life is a disease. It is sexually transmitted and always terminal.