Dundee, I've met Nancy and I'll tell you, you will not be disappointed if Nancy is wearing "The Mini Kilt" at the festival. Rumor has it, Nancy never has to repack any of the BarleyJuice goods after a show. All the guys hang around the table buying everything. All because of "The Mini Kilt".
And to think, her mother didn't want her to take that Marketing course in college.
Dundee, I've met Nancy and I'll tell you, you will not be disappointed if Nancy is wearing "The Mini Kilt" at the festival.
Rumor has it you won't be disappointed if she's not wearing the mini-kilt!
I held off on this post for a few days, but alas- today I cannot restrain myself
I have two modes: wiseass and dumbass. Mode is determined by current blood alcohol level.
Drinking is a sport. In order to be competitive, you must practice on a regular basis. Although you can practice alone, it is much more fun to practice with friends. If you're out of shape and practice too hard, you will regret it the next day.
Life is a disease. It is sexually transmitted and always terminal.