Now Not only do dimes not get stuck because of being to light, no matter what you put in a vending machine, half the time it falls past the sensors too fast to get counted, so it get stuck in the machine and even if you press change return you don't get it back. And as if that's not enough, the proces have trippled to pay for new vending machine technology!
I wish for a video projector and a 110' wall to project it on.
Poof! You got it! One billion super balls! And You were keeping them all in the world's largest plastic bag. Problem is, you just got a hole in the bag and they all got out. Now YOU'VE got to pick them all up!
I wish I never had to mow again.
Slàn agus beannachd, Allen R. Alderman
'S i Alba tìr mo chridhe. 'S i Gàidhlig cànan m' anama. Scotland is the land of my heart. Gaelic is the language of my soul.
Shazzam! We are sending you a small flock of sheep that will eat your grass down past the roots every day and cry piteously 24/7 when they run out and get hungry. (And a billboard with a haggis recipe on it, which will make them cry even harder.)
I wish bottles of white-out didn't get all gloppy after just a few uses.
Allakazam! You got it! White-out never gets gloppy - and it never dries! Now every important paper you need to send that you use white-out on stays wet and gets white out all over everything it comes in contact with!
Boom, your homework is done, and you've got all the time in the world to play a game online. Only one problem... your computer was just struck by lightening. Although your hard drive is ok, you now have to replace the power supply, motherboard, processor, and RAM before you can do anything with it.
And I nearly forgot the hardest part of these posts.....
/me wishes for a multi-lingual keyboard so I don't have to manually enter keycodes to type in languages other than the one the keyboard is designed for.
You get your multi-lingual keyboard but before you hook it up you lock the door to your computer room and accidentally get your digits caught in a chinese finger trap and are stuck without any one around and no way to call for help.
I wish for no tuition, optional attendance and strait A's in school.
Fwoomm!! You get it all -- but while you are lolling around in your underwear, scarfing pizza and swigging beer and skiving off classes, racking up the free A's, a glowering Highland Presbyterian minister bursts into your living room and makes you feel like an irredeemable worm for it.
I wish all library computers had complimentary hot tea and toast carts beside them for each user.