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Viriato 
Posted: 10-Aug-2005, 12:20 PM
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WORK SCHEDULE:

08:00 Supposed to get to work
08:15 Arrive late hoping no one will notice
08:30 10 minute visit to toilet for a short sit down
08:40 Brew up and discuss work to be done
09:00 Start work
09:45 Stop work to get over shock of starting
10:00 Start work again as boss has arrived
12:30 Lunch break
13:30 Back from lunch make coffee and eat sandwiches
14:00 Boss back from lunch start work
15:00 Tea break and discuss plans for evening
16:30 Stop work, Tidy up and go home for a lie down


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Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."


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Posted: 08-Mar-2006, 07:27 PM
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you are a very warped pup!!!god i needed this laugh today thank you...keep it up



4 catholic ladies were having coffee one day and discussing how important their sons were...
the first one tells them "my son is a priest and when he walks into a room everyone calls him FATHER"
the second on chirps in "my son is a bishop and when he walks into a room everyone says YOUR GRACE"
the third one says smugly "well not to put your sons down but,my son is a cardinal,and everyone calls him YOUR EMINENCE"
the fourth lady sits and silently drinks her coffee, the three women give her the look "well..."
she finally puts down her cup and states" my son is a gorgeous 6'2" hard-bodied well hung male stripper......when he walks into a room, women say MY GOD...."


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