To watch us irish dance is to hear our hearts speak! Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. Douglas Adams A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt
You are one lazy animal! You are the ultimate in low-maintenance. When not in front of the TV, eating or sleeping you can be found in front of the TV, eating or sleeping. A couple of six packs, some Tender Vittles and a can of tuna and you're in heaven. Oh Hell! Just a couple of six packs are good enough.