|QUOTE (Tassiecelt @ 20-Sep-2004, 06:13 PM)|
you see, the kiltmakers use a tartan that is impregnated with a chemical substance of unknown origin. All I know is that this chemical reacts in most men, it may be hormonal, not sure, but the effect is that when you put the kilt on there is an immediate feeling of euphoria, you feel "high".
What is worse, is that you body begins to get addicted to wearing the kilt and taking it off is very difficult.
Worst of all is that this effect, this addiction, begins early and is far more severe with you first kilt.
I can't stop laughing so that is why I have close to 1000 worth of plaid, and another 500 worth of duck cloth. I thought it was just the feeling of freedom with the "central air conditioning"
You will not go hungry until I starve, you shall not go thirsty as I have drink, you shall have my bed and be warm, you shall sit on my right as we feast in the great halls of our ancestors, and for when we die, and go to the great battle of valhalla....we shall stand together and fight ....at the end we shall look upon each other strewn with the blood of OUR enemies, and then....I shall call you FRIEND