Is that JaneyMae? Where have you been? Did you know that we missed you? Did you know that Maisky has been VERY bad? Don't you think he needs to be punsihed? And did you know that Annabelle stopped by for a visit? And did you know that she did NOT speak in questions only? What are you gonna do about it? Huh? Don't you thinks she needs to be punished too? Did you know that I am being a tattletale?
Slàn agus beannachd, Allen R. Alderman
'S i Alba tìr mo chridhe. 'S i Gàidhlig cànan m' anama. Scotland is the land of my heart. Gaelic is the language of my soul.
Can we discipline Annabelle? Won't THAT be fun? Do you think any of us would survive the attempt? Is it a bit too much like teasing a lioness? Where has JaneyMae been? Has she been a GOOD teacher and not murdered any of her students?
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." Carl Sagan
Isn't it so good to see everyone? Isn't everyone glad Wizard had a good day? Are you telling on someone? Murder, who said that? Has anyone seen Elspeth? Did she get a job? Is anyone at the cabin now? Are we still able to party or has it been taken away?
Did you know that I would NOT cancel the party either? Did you know that I am looking forward toh the party? But where is everybody? Will we have to party alone? Where is the fun in that? Maybe Miss Rindy will come, you think?
Of course I will come to the party, was there ever any doubt? Are we still having wootbeer, amburgers, and oughtdogs? How about a keg of wootbeer. Does anyone have fireworks? What band shall we have this time? Shall we have the party tomorrow? Wouldn't it be nice if we could plan the party for every Friday? Where is everyone? What time shall we have it? I am thirsty, are you???
Have I missed much since I've been gone? May I still come to the party? Why don't we have a party every Friday? Why discriminate against the other days of the week? Why not party every day? If we knew we would die tomorrow, would we party today? Who can say we won't die tomorrow? Is that morbid? Can we party now?
Party? Now? My place? Your Place? Murder? Students? Is it Friday? Why have they given me classes of 40 to try to teach English to? Why did Annabelle pull a drive by? Have I been confined to the corner by too many desks in my room? Won't someone help me?
Would it be oaky if I stepped in like Dudley Doright and said "I'LL save you, Miss JaneyMae"? Would you like to be saved? I'll bet you're glad its Friday, aren't you? Did you say the party was at your house? Is it okay if I invite your English students? Just kidding, okay?
Miss JaneyMae, would it help if we tranquilized your students? Would you rather use a dart gun or a ten pound sledge? What if you ask them to write research papers detailing different ways teachers have murdered their students? And if you mumble, "Surely, there'll be one good idea."?
essay on how teachers have murdered their students? May I use that one? Where was everyone for the party this weekend? Will we have to try again next weekend? ::party Where is Dudley DooRight when you need him?
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