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Danann 
Posted: 08-Jul-2004, 11:52 AM
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OK, this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Come one come all and contrive a curse to set you rolling in the isles of the office or the floor of your house!

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English: May a pack of drunken Fomorians satirize your hard disk.

Irish: Go n-aora scata Fomhórach ólta do dhiosca crua.

Phonetic: guh NEE-ruh SKAH-tuh FO-wohr-ukh OLE-tuh duh YISS-kuh KROO-uh.


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Posted: 08-Jul-2004, 01:39 PM
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English: May the malevolent hedgehogs eat your cat.

Irish: Go n-ithe na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do chat.

Phonetic: guh NYIH-huh nuh GRAWN-yoh-guh KYA-luhg-roo-nuh-khuh duh KHAHT.

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Posted: 08-Jul-2004, 04:52 PM
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lol.gif Those two are great!


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Posted: 11-Jul-2004, 09:16 PM
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Formorians! ahh! here's mine..

English: May the War Goddess blow up your manly part.
Irish: Go bpléasca an Bhadhbh do bhall fearga.

Phonetic: guh BLAY-skuh uhn WIVE duh WAHL FA-ruh-guh

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Posted: 12-Jul-2004, 08:31 AM
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*laughs* I think I just heard all the guys cross their legs...
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Posted: 12-Jul-2004, 06:39 PM
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Here is a special one for Bill Clinton in honor of his new memoir

English: May Monica Lewinsky gnaw at your manly part.
Irish: Go gcreime Monica Lewinsky do bhall fearga.

Phonetic: guh GREH-muh [Monica Lewinsky] duh WAHL FA-ruh-guh.

though I do like this one...

English: May an alien being eat your worthless butt.
Irish: Go n-ithe neach neamhshaolta do thóin bheagmhaitheasach.

Phonetic: guh NYIH-huh NYAKH NYAV-hee-uhl-tuh duh HOH-ihn VYUG-wah-huh-suhkh.

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Posted: 13-Jul-2004, 08:35 AM
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Sea Cat!!
English: May the Sea Cat blow up your ill-gotten wealth.

Irish: Go bpléasca an Cat Mara do chuid airgid caim.

Phonetic: guh BLAY-skuh uhn KAHT MAH-ruh duh khwihj A-rih-gihj KAH-ihm.


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Posted: 13-Jul-2004, 08:55 AM
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This is fun! laugh.gif

English: May an alien being eat your secret bower.

Irish: Go n-ithe neach neamhshaolta do ghrianán rúnda.

Phonetic: guh NYIH-huh NYAKH NYAV-hee-uhl-tuh duh GHREE-uh-nawn ROON-duh.


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Posted: 10-Sep-2004, 11:55 PM
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This is a great site in general . . . I found it my freshman year of college. How bout this one:

English: May the hounds of hell gnaw at your cornflakes.
Irish: Go gcreime cúnna ifrinn do chuid calóga arbhair.

Phonetic: guh GREH-muh KOO-nuh IHF-rin duh khwihj KAH-lo-guh AH-ruh-wir.


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Posted: 24-Sep-2004, 07:42 PM
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arm pits..


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Posted: 11-Nov-2004, 03:22 PM
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English: May an alien being lick your worthless butt.

Irish: Go lí neach neamhshaolta do thóin bheagmhaitheasach.

Phonetic: guh LEE NYAKH NYAV-hee-uhl-tuh duh HOH-ihn VYUG-wah-huh-suhkh.
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Posted: 11-Nov-2004, 04:27 PM
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Here's my addition:

English: May a pitiless bureaucrat lick your underwear.
Irish: Go lí maorlathaí míthrócaireach do chuid fo-éadaigh.

Phonetic: guh LEE MWEER-lah-hee MEE-hro-kwih-ruhkh duh khwihj FO-AY-dee.



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Posted: 03-Jan-2005, 12:32 AM
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QUOTE (Danann @ 08-Jul-2004, 11:52 AM)
OK, this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while.  Come one come all and contrive a curse to set you rolling in the isles of the office or the floor of your house!

Irish Curse Generator


English:  May a pack of drunken Fomorians satirize your hard disk.

Irish: Go n-aora scata Fomhórach ólta do dhiosca crua.

Phonetic: guh NEE-ruh SKAH-tuh FO-wohr-ukh OLE-tuh duh YISS-kuh KROO-uh.

Hallò

Very funny, LoL laugh.gif Do you have a link for a Gàidhlig one?

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