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Posted: 19-Jun-2004, 08:08 AM
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I grabbed this from the bottom of the band Rise's newsletter! Funny!


A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the
morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring down !"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped
us?" "I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.


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Posted: 19-Jun-2004, 09:13 AM
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Posted: 19-Jun-2004, 02:43 PM
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That's hilarious!

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Posted: 19-Jun-2004, 07:10 PM
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So that was your house I stopped at? unsure.gif


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Posted: 19-Jun-2004, 07:28 PM
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QUOTE (Richard Bercot @ 19-Jun-2004, 07:10 PM)
So that was your house I stopped at? unsure.gif

ROFL.
Richard..is there something you'd like to share?
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Posted: 19-Jun-2004, 09:36 PM
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Posted: 21-Jun-2004, 01:46 PM
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Posted: 22-Jun-2004, 07:59 PM
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QUOTE (urian @ 19-Jun-2004, 07:28 PM)
ROFL.
Richard..is there something you'd like to share?

Ahhhhhh unsure.gif no?
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