Three missing sockmonkeys were reportedly sighted this morning hitch hiking on Interstate 35 headed south. Earlier they were captured on store video at the STOP N GO on 1439 E SOUTHCROSS BLVD trying to purchase a bottle of Jack Daniels with a credit card. The clerk's suspicions were aroused when one of them tried to sign the receipt with crayon. The three sockmonkeys fled on foot when the clerk started to telephone the police.
Anyone seeing these three is advised to please notify their nearest law enforcement agency. It is believed they are headed south, possibly with the intention of crossing into Mexico.
Holy CRAP ! Their on to us !! Sockie ! Socky ! To the Sockmobile!!!!
It looks like they have been picked up by this notorious criminal and are now headed south, deep into Mexico. They should have known better then hang around in that sleazy border bar, but Saki insisted on seeing exactly what it was Maria did with that burro.
Poor little sockmonkeys.
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Consistency. It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
Ita erat quando hic adveni.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz
"No matter where you go, there you are." - R. Young
Now tell me why my sweet little darlings would be headed into Mexico? They don't speak the language but Saki does like a spicy burrito with his Beer at night. pleae tell the kids to come home! Tell Aunt Kassia we have her bed ready to put her in also. saki, socki and what's her name? Come home dears!
Don't look at the person posting this!!! Send one case of Tullamore Dew to my secret address! I can't tell you what it is, because it's secret! Just send the Dew and I will tell you where the spoiled brats......errrrr.....sweet children are.
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