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Posted: 08-Jan-2004, 10:08 PM
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Ah the "shrinking butt" never undertood it myself... but it does happen! I have to hang handcuffs and a large radio off of my belt and by the end of the day I am tugging my trousers up every 2 minutes!!! rolleyes.gif Then I go to work.... laugh.gif

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maggiemahone1 Posted on Jan 8 2004, 09:54 PM


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Yuck, you guys talk grose! Butt sweat, gas and belching! Next you will be talking jock itch!


Thanks for reminding me, meant to bring that up. Hey, what's the problem with scratching where it itches. For some reason it seems like an awful lot of the secondary gender are offended by that. Cripes! Certainly not as bad as leaving lip prints on a cup, yuck!

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I'm timing how long it takes you to get to the toilet seat issue. laugh.gif


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Posted: 08-Jan-2004, 10:18 PM
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Elspeth Posted on Jan 8 2004, 10:11 PM
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I'm timing how long it takes you to get to the toilet seat issue. 


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Well, you got it then, but hey, I really don't have a big problem with that now. The little woman has never made an issue out of that at all as long as what is supposed to go inside really does go inside. The seat has never been an issue, but then you probably should understand that down here the sanitary toilet (as opposed to a one-holer) is a fairly new device as well, and that not everyone uses seats believe it or not. Not joking here, but it is true that a lot of the older country women will raise the seat themselves. And please, don't ask me how I know. I just know. tongue.gif


I do know that for most American women that toilet seat thing seems to be a big deal and an issue worth risking the big D for. Sure was for my first wife, but then see there, that's what I mean.

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Yep, this thread's more fun. biggrin.gif

Just say your cat told you about the old ladies. rolleyes.gif

With a barely six year old male in the house, as well as a thirteen year-old and a forty something year old, I too am happy if it just makes it in. biggrin.gif The all swear they don't miss.....
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Why do women rub their eyes first thing in the morning?

Because they don't have balls to scratch!!!

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Elspeth Posted on Jan 8 2004, 10:23 PM

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The all swear they don't miss.....


Well, I guess I can't speak for anyone else, but I been handlin' that old breech loader for quite a few years now, and I really think I would know if I was off target. biggrin.gif

And, furthermore, on the really rare occasions when I might miss, like when a bug flies in my eye or an earthquake hits or something, then I do clean it up. tongue.gif

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My husband and his friends always said - get up in the morning, scratch their balls, put on a baseball hat and they were good to go. Perhaps I should have been more discriminating in my choice. unsure.gif

Leo, in my house they don't clean it up. Denial. The little one got some slack until I discovered him experimenting with the sounds he could make depending upon where he aimed. cool.gif
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QUOTE (Elspeth @ Jan 8 2004, 09:11 PM)
I'm timing how long it takes you to get to the toilet seat issue.  laugh.gif

BTW, we don't like those foam-padded toilet seats! They're not that comfortable, they don't fit right, and the seat falls down when we pee! Standing up to pee is a two-handed operation.

(BTW, ladies, get your minds outta the gutter tongue.gif ! Aiming requires two hands!)


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QUOTE (MDF3530 @ Jan 8 2004, 10:42 PM)
BTW, we don't like those foam-padded toilet seats!

Who does? They're gross! puke.gif
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QUOTE (Elspeth @ Jan 8 2004, 09:48 PM)
Who does? They're gross! puke.gif

Also, they make our butts look like a Belgian waffle!
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QUOTE (MDF3530 @ Jan 8 2004, 10:50 PM)
Also, they make our butts look like a Belgian waffle!

Don't tell me how you know that. rolleyes.gif
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QUOTE (Elspeth @ Jan 8 2004, 09:51 PM)
Don't tell me how you know that. rolleyes.gif

The waffle pattern that is on the seat when I first get up from it biggrin.gif .
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QUOTE (Shadows @ Jan 8 2004, 09:36 PM)
wink.gif Hey guys...

How do you deal with the dreaded "butt sweats"? Is there something we can do to not have the unsightly "line" down the back of our jeans????


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The best thing that I have found for this is good ole Corn Starch. If it clumbs up, then just brush it off and add some more. wink.gif


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