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> Sorry In Advance To All You Blonds, It was just too funny!
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Posted: 23-Jul-2010, 01:13 PM
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I saw this on a certain Celtic Music Artist's facebook page. I'm withholding his/her name to protect the guilty.



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Posted: 23-Jul-2010, 01:29 PM
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Just in case all the Blonds are gathering tar and feathers here another one as an apology:

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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on ... See Morethe street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.  Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies......................"Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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Posted: 29-May-2014, 10:22 AM
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I love blonde jokes lol. I know that blondes aren't all dumb, but I like bugging my sister with them because she is blonde and I'm a brunette tongue.gif

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my gosh! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

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What do you call a brunet walking between 2 blonds?

Wait for it!



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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

Why did the blonde put TGIF on her shoes?

Because Toes Go In First.

I am a blonde and I love blonde jokes because I know I'm not a dumb blonde.

Thanks for the laughs.
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