| Things That Always Made You Wonder Thread.
, Thinking out loud.
Posted: 04-Jun-2009, 08:58 AM
| Food for thoughts!!!
Why, Why, Why!
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid ass?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE...
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's YOU!
"Few men are brave:many become so through training and discipline."
Flavius Vegetius Renatus
"I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strenght to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles."
Posted: 05-Jun-2009, 04:58 PM
Lady Leleanda - Mystic Dreamer
Group: Fellowship of the Ring
Realm: Alberta, Canada
I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is),
then what exactly, is a fog horn made out of?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool
came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses
of bald men?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to
to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't
grow in it?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked
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