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Posted: 24-Feb-2009, 10:45 PM
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Christmas in Glasgow...

Angus, sitting in the kitchen of his home in Glasgow, calls his son in
London the day before Christmas Eve and says, I hate to ruin your day,
but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-
five years of misery is enough.

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' Angus says.

'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
call your sister in New York and tell her.'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like
hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'

She calls Glasgow immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,
don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

Angus hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay, Fiona' he says,
'they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

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Posted: 25-Feb-2009, 12:14 AM
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ROFLMAO lol.gif lol.gif A parent will do anything too get those kids home for the Holidays!!!!

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Posted: 22-Mar-2009, 07:42 PM
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rolleyes.gif Pretty good one!

Thankfully, all my folks and family are still here in the same county as I, so I can go drive and see any of them anytime I want. ^^

LP Vinyl Enthusiast - It really needs to be in LP vinyl format for me to most certainly get it. ^^

"Your brother brought me silver, and your sister warmed my soul, but now I laugh and pull so hard and see you swinging from the gallows pole!" - from the Led Zeppelin song "Gallows Pole", 'Led Zeppelin III' album.
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