When you attack an enemy and capture workers, they are instantly added to your workforce. However, your army takes 4 months (hours) of marching to return to your kingdom.
Not a big deal, but if a "worker delay" could be built in it would be more realistic.
I have two modes: wiseass and dumbass. Mode is determined by current blood alcohol level.
Drinking is a sport. In order to be competitive, you must practice on a regular basis. Although you can practice alone, it is much more fun to practice with friends. If you're out of shape and practice too hard, you will regret it the next day.
Life is a disease. It is sexually transmitted and always terminal.