Hearing the ancient chant I sneak up and take the prize back to The Pipers Cave!
The Scots of course insist that the pipes produce music. But the point is after all not too important. For those who love them, the pipes can evoke more vividly than any other instrument, high emotion, they can inspire valor, and tell of tragic tales of battles long ago. They can call forth merriment or sentiment. It does not matter what the sound is called, those who are deaf to its merits would not understand anyway.
WHAM BAM!!!!!Leelee love ye see your WHHOOOSH didn't get ye verra far...oh! she's knocked out puir lassie...sweet dream sweety there I'll just take back what ye took from me and when ye'll awake I'll be gone with the PRIZE.