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Posted: 15-Nov-2007, 01:32 PM
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There was this new restaurant in town that everyone was talking about
because it had a robot-waiter. A man walked in to see this for himself. He
sat down and sure enough, a robot was waiting tables. The man ordered a
soda, and the robot asked him what his IQ was.

The man replied that his IQ was above 150.

So the robot began discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen power cells, and the
current state of the greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere.

The man is amazed. He has to see how good this robot really is. So he leaves
and comes right back in, sitting down at a different table.

Again, after taking his order, the robot asked him for his IQ. This time the
man replied "100."

So the robot started discussing the resurgence of the Green Bay Packers, a
lumber sale at Home Depot, and the proper way to grill a steak.

The man left and came back in for a third time. This time he told the robot
that his IQ was only 50.

The robot replied: "So, are you planning to vote for Hillary, Edwards or
Obama?"

(Feel free to switch the names in the punch line to Rudy, Mitt or Fred!!)


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