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Posted: 12-Nov-2007, 10:37 PM
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Monday morning after a long weekend and you nod-off at your desk. Along
comes the boss and catches you napping. Here are the BEST things to say:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
8. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
7. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
6. "I was doing a highly specific exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminatory towards people who exercise?"
5. "Rats! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem."
4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping..... I was trying to pick up my contact lens without
using my hands."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1. "Amen"

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Posted: 13-Nov-2007, 10:22 AM
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Posted: 13-Nov-2007, 10:53 AM
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11) Sir, we really need softer desks, thats why all your employees hate you!


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Posted: 13-Nov-2007, 06:40 PM
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Huh!!! I don't know what happen to me... someone must have slip something in that coffee.


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Nope! No termites in this desk.


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Posted: 26-Nov-2007, 03:56 PM
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I say they enstate a nation-wide napping hour...or extent the lunch period to include this newly required snooze...
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Posted: 11-Dec-2007, 06:42 PM
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Didn't you get the OSHA memo about eyelid cracks being responsible for blindness? I was checkign to see if I had cracks in my eyelids


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Posted: 23-Dec-2007, 06:40 PM
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My medication has not kicked in yet!!!!!!!
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Well I was reaching for something under my desk and I was SO comfy that I couldn't move! It was all the desks fault! laugh.gif
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Isn't imitation the sincerest form of flattery? I was just imitating you.
(My last boss took a 20 minute nap everyday at lunchtime.)


I was just trying to think of which project, of the 500 I have, to tackle next.


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Not napping but when the shopping on your lunch break goes beyond the usual hour you say "I was thinking outside of the box."

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I always went with "Get the hell out out my dream! Are you looking for a shorter lifespan?"
I am NOT a nice person if woken up!


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