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haynes9 
Posted: 29-Oct-2007, 12:55 PM
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Not that I advocate drinking, but this is pretty funny!

Wal-Mart announced that on January 1, 2008, it will begin offering customers
a new discount item, Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail
chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to
produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2 - $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand
into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine" said
Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas ,
Bentonville. She said, "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for
the Walmart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat
(Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).


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Posted: 29-Oct-2007, 01:10 PM
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Posted: 29-Oct-2007, 01:20 PM
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What's really scary is that there's probably a market unsure.gif !

The "Evil Empire" (as my dear lawyer brother calls Wal-mart) strikes again!
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How funny. I loved #1 Nasti Spumante!!!! laugh.gif

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Posted: 29-Oct-2007, 05:58 PM
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Posted: 29-Oct-2007, 11:32 PM
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With this addition they have finally earned the title of Super Store


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maggie's getting her keys and getting in her car for a trip to Wal-Marts to get a bottle or two of the Big Red Gulp to serve with her dinner tonite of Squirrel and squirrel gravy... tomorrow nite it's possum and sweet potatoes served with White Trashfindel...EVERYONE'S INVITED!!!

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QUOTE (maggiemahone1 @ 31-Oct-2007, 06:24 PM)
maggie's getting her keys and getting in her car for a trip to Wal-Marts to get a bottle or two of the Big Red Gulp to serve with her dinner tonite of Squirrel and squirrel gravy... tomorrow nite it's possum and sweet potatoes served with White Trashfindel...EVERYONE'S INVITED!!!

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MMMMMMM!!! Then after dinner we can all sit around and watch the game with a can of Planter's Fancy Mix and a nice jelly-glass of Peanut Noir.
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You guys are quacking me up...... ::thu
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