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Posted: 01-Oct-2007, 01:21 PM
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1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like . Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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Posted: 06-Oct-2007, 10:15 AM
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Posted: 02-Mar-2009, 08:08 PM
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LET'S WAKE THIS ONE UP. It might have been posted in 2007 but still right
on today in 2009.
I gotta give a big, "THANK YOU, SHUGGIE", FOR THIS ONE AND YES I KNOW
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Posted: 03-Mar-2009, 09:36 AM
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Shuggie;

You forgot one:

"LORD AND MASTER OF ALL WE SURVEY"


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Posted: 03-Mar-2009, 10:47 AM
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Is that with or without glasses?

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In my case with. Can't see the end of me bluidy nose without them.


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Posted: 06-Mar-2009, 01:24 PM
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I am not quilty of writing this.
It comes from one of my friends in blue, he looks so good in his blue
motorcycle pant and leather boots. Of course the gun belt is somewhat
of a put off.....He is my hero anyway.
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BECAUSE I'M A MAN

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in
the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long
after hypothermia has set in.
Calling AAA is not an option.
I will win.
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Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running
very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the
engine as if I know what I'm looking at.
If another man shows up, one of us will say to
the other, "I used to be able to fix these things,
but now with all these computers and
everything, I wouldn't know where to start."
We will then drink a couple of beers and break
wind, as a form of holy communion.
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold,
I need someone to bring me soup and take
care of me while I lie in bed and moan.
You're a woman. You never get as sick
as I do, so for you, this is no problem.
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Because I'm a man, I can be relied
upon to purchase basic groceries at the store,
like milk or bread. I cannot be expected
to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu."
For all I know, these are the same thing... _________________________________________________________________
Because I'm a man, when one of our
appliances stops working, I will insist on taking
it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost
me twice as much once the repair person
gets here and has to put it back together.
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Because I'm a man, I must hold the
television remote control in my hand while
I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced,
I may miss a whole show looking for it,
though one time I was able to survive by
holding a calculator instead
(applies to engineers only)
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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask
me what I'm thinking about.
The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex,
sports or sex. I have to make up something
else when you ask, so just don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, you don't have to
ask me if I liked the movie. Chances
are, if you're crying at the end of
it, I didn't... and if you are
feeling amorous afterwards . . . then I will certainly at least remember the
name and recommend it to others.
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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing
is fine. I thought what you were wearing five
minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of
shoes is fine. With the belt or without it,
looks fine. It does not make your ass look
too big. It was the pasta and potatoes and
margaritas that did that. Your hair is fine.
You look fine. Can we just go now?
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Because I'm a man, and this is, after all,
the year 2009, I will share equally in the
housework. You just do the laundry, the
cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming,
and the dishes, and I'll do the rest. Like
wandering around in the garden with a
beer, wondering what to do.
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Posted: 06-Mar-2009, 02:29 PM
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Posted: 06-Mar-2009, 04:57 PM
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I like both Donajhi and shuggieduggie's the same. Really funny!
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Posted: 05-Jul-2009, 05:42 PM
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They are both great posts.

You could also say that men are like vampires...instead of blood they suck all of the energy from you.

Men are like babies...they need someone to mother them.


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Posted: 05-Jul-2009, 05:49 PM
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Posted: 06-Jul-2009, 02:54 AM
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Here's a question: If a man is in the woods by himself, Is he still wrong?


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Well, that would depend. Why is he in the woods? Is he hunting? Is he birdwatching? Is he hiking? Is he lost?

Hmmmmm...maybe we will have to wait for more information.
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Men are like......THE ROCK YOU LEAN ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You figure out what "That noise under the hood " is!
You figure out why "The door is sticking"!
You take the mouse out of the trap!
You go downstairs and see what the damn noise is in the middle of the night, WHICH I might add, NO ONE BUT YOU heard!
YOU get the lid off the Pickle, mayo, jam jar!
AND, YOU DEAL with our son when he comes home drunk at 17!
So, give me a damn break with this "Men are like" BS!


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