New Rules

New Rules #1: Starting with Gorge W. Bush… The president will no longer be entitled to… Free lifetime health care, or security.

New Rules #2: Civics will once again be a required subject in all schools.

New Rules #3: From now on, the president will no longer have pardoning power over so called public servants.

New Rules #4: As of now, all public elections will be just that: Equally funded by public tax payer moneys… only.

New Rule #5: Starting ASAP, all so called adults, will be permanently hooked up to polygraph machines, because we all know that children don’t lie. (At least then we might be able to achieve a little “peace and quiet”, on this planet.)

(Ok guys and girls… Now I’m counting on you, to add a few more new rules of your own. So feel “free”… While you still can.)

JC
Posting directly from Jersey.

ALL adults over 18 of BOTH sexes will be required to keep ON their person a weapon of sufficient caliber to be effective against a human adversary! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm definatly with that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy you guys have some sense of humor, but I guess if it’s a new rule. I’ll just have to follow it.

Hey how about this “New Rule”…

All law biding citizens will be issued traffic tickets, to be given the police for violating the traffic laws.

(Ah…excuse me officer, but you failed to signal back there…Don’t tase me bro! Don’t tase me!)

New Rule Number Whichever one we're up to -

Political parties and organizations resembling political parties are BANNED. All candidates for pubic office shall run on their own merits alone, without the assistance of the "machine".

Now that's what I call a sense of humor...thanks.

More New rules for Bill Maher…

Visual:
(photo of George W. gazing into space)

Dialog:
George, you’ve got to stop talking about education… Especially since you seem to be waging war on it yourself, and for what, so that some day everybody will be at your level?

And while we’re at it…George, when are you going to get it? Freedom can’t be dictated! So stop dictating to dictators…unless of course you can’t help yourself, because the illiterate have no choice…but to dictate…in which case…I understand.
But I don’t think you do.

Huh?

Oh -- I get it. The illiterate dictate and the literate take dictation and write it down, yes?

Huh?

Oh -- I get it. The illiterate dictate and the literate take dictation and write it down, yes?

Yes I know…it is a bit of a stretch, (and you know I fought with myself about saying it: because the illiterate can’t write) but then I knew I could on you and Mr. M…to get it.

By the way, did I get my literates correct?

Keep moving all,
JC

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New Rule… All classified information, including so called top secret information, is not secret anymore. (at least then, maybe we can have some control over own destiny)

New Rule:
All Americans who suspect that they are coming down with a serious illness should go to another country such as: Great Britton, France, Germany, Norway, Sweden, or Denmark, to get a diagnosis’s. (even if you have health insurance in the US) At least then, you may not have to sell everything you own in order to pay for your treatment.

New Rule: No more “Private Army’s” because they are private…not public!


New Rule: Nuclear power is fine, providing that the “Nuclear Waist” is stored at the white house.

New Rule:

Stop calling AK47’s…“assault” rifles! When we all know they work just as well, on defense!