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Posted: 09-Sep-2007, 06:46 PM
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OLD AGE SEX

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern

where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Oh yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about we take a stroll around there and do it again
for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy stunt, but it's a
good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks, "I've got to see these two

old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
them just so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the

tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her
skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly

they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.

This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises

and moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple

passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.

You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of

secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Not really, fifty years
ago, that wasn't an electric fence.


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Posted: 10-Sep-2007, 09:03 AM
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