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Posted: 04-Aug-2007, 08:37 PM
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1. I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?

2. When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.

3. My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.

4. I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I have to arrange for helicopter transportation.

5. If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

6. I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet....

7. I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Wal-mart.

8. Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and, hey, how about them Cowboys, huh? So, I won't be able to, yes, could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Verizon, but thank you for calling.

9. Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.

10. I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information.

11. The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.

12. The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.


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Posted: 05-Aug-2007, 05:16 PM
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You are a crazy person and I love it.........thanks


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Posted: 01-Oct-2007, 05:52 PM
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Posted: 04-Oct-2007, 10:23 AM
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biggrin.gif These are great! I think I'll use this one today and stay home.

I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet.


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Posted: 05-Oct-2007, 05:53 AM
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Those are good!!!!!!!! hahahaha
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