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Posted: 07-Jun-2007, 09:47 AM
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These were actual 'Personal Ads' in
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Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous women interested in a man who
loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known
to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fianc�, seeks
decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel
world of hatchet-faced bitches.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and crappy after a
few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse
end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely
chest.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the
night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.


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Posted: 08-Jun-2007, 08:52 AM
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Posted: 08-Jun-2007, 11:02 AM
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Posted: 09-Jun-2007, 02:37 PM
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Well, if I would be looking for a man - it for sure wouldn't be out of this paper. LOL lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif


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  Posted: 09-Jun-2007, 07:49 PM
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Now I remember why I didn't like Dublin...........Thx boff.gif


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Posted: 12-Jun-2007, 09:47 AM
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At least they are using truth in advertising!? Wonder if any of those actually got a reply.


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  Posted: 22-Jun-2007, 08:57 PM
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The pathetic thing is that some women would actually respond to ads like this!!!


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Posted: 23-Jun-2007, 03:50 PM
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Posted: 26-Jun-2007, 09:13 AM
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rofl those were funny though
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Posted: 27-Jun-2007, 01:32 PM
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Posted: 13-Aug-2007, 01:17 AM
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laugh.gif ...and the sad thing is, I could write one just as bad.

Middle aged man, balding and overweight with terrible health problems seeking a successful doctor for pretty much anything she likes!

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Hmm, wonder what the 27 year old Limerick man did that requires an alibi. angel_not.gif


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Posted: 13-Aug-2007, 09:43 AM
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soooo why arent there more.... get that paper every week or day if it is a daily... laugh.gif



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Sure and they've been snapped up by now! Such prizes are so rare. Wonder what Belfast has to offer? I can just see the TV show "The Belcher - Belfast" Oh wait, that's Bachelor.....


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Posted: 05-Nov-2007, 10:00 PM
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I just spotted this. OMG these are funny. Personals are great for a laugh somtimes especially the big city independent newspapers


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  Posted: 05-Nov-2007, 10:34 PM
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biggrin.gif I remember reading years ago about an ad in, I think Portland, Oregon that read "Wanted man to wash dishes and two waitresses."

I'll bet they had applicants lined up for that job!
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