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Posted: 31-May-2007, 08:22 AM
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Since I am a Quality Engineering Consultant for the Pharmaceutical industry, I found this particularly funny:

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at
the side of the shop and took out a monkey.

He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be
$5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very
expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it
cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C - very fast,
tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive - $10,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manag e object-oriented programming,
Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the
shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a
cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to
the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What
on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but
it says it's a consultant."


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Posted: 31-May-2007, 08:45 AM
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Posted: 31-May-2007, 06:23 PM
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Found a picture of the consultant at work.

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Posted: 01-Jun-2007, 07:07 AM
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Consultant? I was waiting for President, in the punch line.

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Posted: 13-Aug-2007, 03:49 PM
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