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haynes9 
Posted: 30-Jun-2007, 11:22 PM
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Invest in stocks that have had a lousy track record for at least ten years! They're bound to have a streak of good luck soon!

The wife wants an awning built over the porch. Any ideas on how to design it?


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Posted: 02-Jul-2007, 11:30 PM
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sure, just grab some pieces and nail them up there any way you want and make sure there are plenty of gaps in it so that the rain and the sun and all that can come right through it. wink.gif

I am going to have a yard sale this weekend, how should I advertise it?
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Posted: 03-Jul-2007, 08:19 AM
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Just put up a sign that says "Open House - Everyone Come On In!" That way, you don't have to set anything up outside and folks can just come a roam through your house. What a great way to meet people!

The car is shaking a bot at high speeds. Any thought on how I should fix it?
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Posted: 05-Jul-2007, 01:35 PM
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Why fix it? Just drive it until it shakes apart and then get a new one.

I just discovered that I am allergic to about a dozen foods, including dairy and tomatoes which I eat alot of, what should I do?


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Posted: 06-Jul-2007, 01:28 AM
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Eat em all the way to the emergency room.
I just accidently bought the wrong gift that my sweetie hates....
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Posted: 06-Jul-2007, 05:57 AM
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No worries! Just tell her to take and like it, or else! (See you in the emergency room!)

We've got 19 folks visiting next week. How do we feed this crew?
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Posted: 11-Jul-2007, 11:08 AM
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you tell them it's "pot-luck"!!!!


i've got to send my baby bro a gift for his 45th b-day and i'm not sure what i should get the other muscian in our family? any ideas?


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Posted: 12-Jul-2007, 04:06 PM
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Any music from any artist...as long as it is on 45s. (he is old enough to remember them and that will remind him he is getting older)


I am going to ask my boss for a raise. What should I say?


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Posted: 12-Jul-2007, 07:20 PM
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Begin by rattling off a list of totally fabricated committees and projects that you were on that were amazingly successful, followed quickly up by dark allusions to last year's Christmas party and videotapes. I'm sure he'll cut you a check on the spot!

My son has discovered the wonders of crayons and the walls of the house. How should I encourage his creative streak without sacrificing my walls?


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haynes9 
Posted: 17-Jul-2007, 04:56 AM
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Be sure and give the young lad crayons whenever you go over to a friend's house. There, he can utilize their walls as a creative outlet. Your family and friends will certainly appreciate his talent and ask you to bring him over again and again!

W just got the air conditioning working in our home. Now, the A/C is out in both of our cars. Should I get my car fixed first or Mrs. Haynes9's car first?
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Posted: 17-Jul-2007, 07:04 PM
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Get yours fixed first..you're the man of the house after all!!!

I'm tired right now yawn.gif what should I do?


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Posted: 22-Jul-2007, 08:38 PM
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Fix a pot of strong coffee and drink the whole pot. If the caffeine doesn't keep you up, running to the bathroom will!

I really need to clean my closets!


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"Be what you would seem to be--or, if you'd like it put more simply--Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." from "Alice in Wonderland"
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Posted: 23-Jul-2007, 12:17 AM
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Look, your spouse could use some new clothes! Just dump all of his junk off at Goodwill and enjoy that new found space!

I have two cars to take to the shop tomorrow. How should I get them there?
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Posted: 23-Jul-2007, 08:40 AM
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Start by hoping… or should I say praying… that one of them starts… so it can tow the other.

Yesterday I trimmed some 125 feet of privet hedge, it runs from 4 to 10 feet in height, and today… I can’t lift my arms… any ideas?


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If you’re looking for a new experience, don’t hire someone with a lot of it. J.C. sometime in 1990
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haynes9 
Posted: 25-Jul-2007, 11:36 PM
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Milk this one for all you can get! Have everyone in your family answer to your beck and call! In fact, let them know how lucky they are to serve you and how badly your arms hurt and to get busy and bring the food!!

I'll be sure and visit you in your hospital room wink.gif !

The power steering is out in my little Ford Focus. Should I go with a new power steering pump or hit the junkyard?
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