'Borrow' their boat until they fix yours and head out to sea. That way when the cops show up they won't be able to find you.
I have time off next week, what should I do to pass the time?
God then made man. The Italians for their beauty. The French for their cuisine. The Welsh for their voices. The Germans for their cars. And on and on until He looked at what He had created and said, "This is all very well, but no-one is having fun. I'll have to make an Irishman."