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Posted: 22-May-2007, 05:38 PM
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Buy a sample of every brewery so you can determine the best product. NOTE: You may have to run this comparison multiple times.

My wife's dog (who she loves dearly) hates me and will attack for no reason. How can I change this?


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Posted: 23-May-2007, 08:59 PM
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Change your deodorant and aftershave...I suggest A-1 and Lea & Perrin's.

My father needs to quit smoking, but he can't snack because he's on a diet. How else can he help to kick the habit?


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Posted: 24-May-2007, 08:11 AM
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Let him smoke--everyone dies of something soon or later--just make sure he smokes where he can't pollute anyone elses lungs.

I'm having trouble getting up in the morning. What should I do?


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Posted: 24-May-2007, 04:31 PM
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It's simple. Don't. It'll do wonders for your sleep cycle. Not to mention employers love it.

Trying to get started with investing. Advice?


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Posted: 24-May-2007, 04:59 PM
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Investing? Try buying a bunch of stuff, using it, then selling it in a couple of years. If you're lucky, you'll make some money!

I have a headache, and pain reliever didn't work. What should I do?
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Posted: 25-May-2007, 11:21 AM
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Drop something REALLY heavy on your foot--the agony in your foot will make you forget about your headache.

I've hidden my checkbook from myself somewhere. What should I do?
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Posted: 25-May-2007, 01:51 PM
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I don’t know… starve?


While taking a brake from painting the never ending kitchen, I went out in the back yard for a brake (one of many) to whiteness an air born aerial assault on my weed free lawn. It looks as though one of my neighbors, have let their Dandelion lawn come to seed. What should I do?


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Posted: 25-May-2007, 05:46 PM
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Pshaw, it's nothing a little gasoline and a lighter won't cure.

My nine year old wants to cook dinner. She won't let me into the kitchen. Should I pull rank and insist?
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Posted: 27-May-2007, 09:20 AM
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No certainly not, just ask her if she needs you to light the blow torch to finish off the desert wink.gif

My 17 year old just left school, hasn't got a job and is driving me crazy with his laziness around the house ... what should I do?!


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Posted: 29-May-2007, 09:53 AM
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Since this is supposed to be a game, I’ll assume that this problem with your 17 year old son is exaggerated. Given that it is an exaggeration, I would suggest (the work for food program). It’s simple… Either he get off your butt, and do something, or he can start looking for food in a dumpster.

Maybe it’s an elderly moment, but I’m having a problem… coming up with a problem, any ideas?
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Posted: 30-May-2007, 02:19 PM
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Hey John, just read the platform of the Republican Party! You'll have enough problems to fill up this thread and have more fodder for the politics thread! Just watch your blood pressure!

My No. #2 son is getting married in December. I'm supposed to do the actual wedding. Any nice new twists I can add to the vows? (Boy, am I a sucker for putting this one out!)


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Posted: 30-May-2007, 02:51 PM
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I vote for taking the obey part out of the bride's vow and putting it in the groom's.

Oh, right this is supposed to be BAD advice.

Weddings are so much trouble--tell them just to elope. Wait, that's not bad advice either.

Anyone else have a suggestion?
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Posted: 31-May-2007, 07:42 AM
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the elope thing sounds great! Save a chunk of change?

Do you think I should be concerned that her dad has a shotgun?
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Posted: 31-May-2007, 08:41 AM
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Nah. What's the worst he could do? As the son of a hillbilly, you should know that a shotgun is tradition at a wedding!

I have a migraine but can't go home because my office manager is leaving town and our boss won't let me close the office. What should I do?
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Posted: 31-May-2007, 10:05 AM
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Just walk out! What's the worst thing that could happen? Just give the keys to the custodian and tell him to shut things down!

I really need to paint the house. Any ideas to make the job easier?
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