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Sekhmet 
Posted: 30-Apr-2007, 09:57 PM
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Ok, new game I just learned and spent the afternoon about hurting myself reading and playing it.

Rules are simple.

First poster (me) asks a question. You reply with *the* worst advice you could possibly come up with to answer. Then follow it up with your own question.

Ready?

Ok, so my mother in law is coming to dinner for her birthday. What should I cook?


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Posted: 30-Apr-2007, 10:37 PM
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You should cook her a meal of banana slugs and earth worms sauted in horse radish and vinegar sauce, and for the main course Deep fried fresh road kill possum and some Pine needle tea to wash it all down. And a birthday cake made with diced onions and whole garlic, also 102 candles on it.

One of the drivers just called me and told me! he bent the new bumper we just put on his truck last Friday evening. What should I do?.


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Posted: 30-Apr-2007, 11:57 PM
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Ask him if he buried the body. wink.gif

I'm going back to school next fall. What classes should I take?
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Posted: 01-May-2007, 07:19 AM
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statistics of course! Make sure you don't buy any calculators or books to help too, cause it would just be a waste of your time. Don't visit a tutor and don't show up half the time, you will do fine wink.gif

I have poison ivy on my arms from working in the yard this weekend, what should I do?
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Posted: 01-May-2007, 07:52 PM
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Keep scratching. Every time you think about it, give it a scratch. Oh, and if you can get it to spread, that makes it *thinner*, so it will clear up faster. Might want to consider bathing it with kerosene every so often. It helps.


I have a very small house...what kind of dog should I get?
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Posted: 02-May-2007, 06:47 AM
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A St. Bernard would be just fine! Don't mind the dog hair either, it only adds to the place!

I dropped some eggs on the floor this morning, what should I do with them?
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Posted: 02-May-2007, 05:06 PM
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Scoop them up into a pan, lightly scramble them (shells and all, of course) and enjoy!

I have an appointment with a college counselor tomorrow. What should I say to him?
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Posted: 02-May-2007, 11:18 PM
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burst though the door, let the light aroma of cigarettes and hard liquor follow you in. simply tell him your late because you've been stung out and drunk for the entirety of last week. To top it all off, your alarm clock didn't go off because you pawned it for drug money...You WOULD'VE been there on time but you had to get the taste of scotch whiskey and hooker spit out of your mouth! This must be said with a straight face, and look like you're about to topple over...even though you're sitting down!
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Posted: 03-May-2007, 06:48 AM
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You might consider taking MORE perscription drugs, so that you dont forget to keep the thread going... tongue.gif

My boss thinks I spend too much time posting on CR. What should I do?


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Posted: 03-May-2007, 07:33 AM
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Keep posting--after all what's more important? Earning a lliving or having fun!

I want a new job, what should I do?

PS thanks for starting this, Sekhmet--looks like it will be great fun!


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Posted: 03-May-2007, 08:06 AM
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Dress in a really short skirt and stand on the street corner. Smile and wave at all the cars that go by.

My wife just bought me a new bass boat, how should I repay her kindness?
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Posted: 03-May-2007, 02:36 PM
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Why, with lots of bass, of course! Plunk 'em on the counter she just cleaned not ten minutes ago and announce you'll be drinking beer on the porch if she goes looking for you for dinner. Mmm...bass.

My son is turning into a climber-baby. Should I start moving the furniture around?
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Posted: 04-May-2007, 10:02 AM
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Rearrange the furniture to give him more and higher things to climb. You may want to change it around periodically to give him new challenges.

My house desperately needs cleaning, what should I do?
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Posted: 04-May-2007, 11:35 AM
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Move, or just stay out side, either way its cleaner.

My brother-in-law’s 60th birthday is coming up, and I was thinking of toasting him at the party by saying: Come on man… You don’t look 60… You look more like 65. What do you think?


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Take their word for it, and that’s just what you’ll get.
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If you’re looking for a new experience, don’t hire someone with a lot of it. J.C. sometime in 1990
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Posted: 04-May-2007, 05:31 PM
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Naaw, probably something like "To the man who ages the best of anyone on the planet! We really thought you were 80!"

Top that off with telling him you've already found a good retirement home for him.

Just bought a brand new Ferrarri.... (no, not really. I'd not shame the car that much even if I could afford it)


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