Special thanks to Dr. Bob Griffin.
I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.
I hear angels all the time in my dreams. And I'm sticking with that no
matter how many people tell me I'm crazy.
Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why
but scientists are working on it.
It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven then
there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree
to wear those angel clothes.
My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from holy cows.
Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The basic
message is where you went wrong before you gotz dead.
When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when
he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.
Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an
angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then
when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.
Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good
All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for
My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on
helping me while she was still down here on earth.
Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And
if they don't make the animals get better, they help the kid get over it.
What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot
arrows at them.
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. -- John Quincy Adams
Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less - Robert E. Lee
For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved - Romans 10:13 (KJV)
The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble, and he knoweth them that trust in him - Nahum 1:7 (KJV)