She was SO ugly, I just had to shoot a couple of photograph to share.
Swanny
Moose are living proof that God really does have a sense of humor.
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| Posted by: Swanny 26-Jun-2003, 09:44 PM |
| I was visited by a female today that was so ugly that I didn't even let her in the door. In fact, I watched her through the kitchen window from a space of ten feet so that she wouldn't be tempted to enter the house. She must have weighed AT LEAST 600 pounds, maybe more. She had a long, droopy nose, long eyelashes, big wet brown eyes and the strangest looking ears I think I've ever seen on a female. She was SO ugly, I just had to shoot a couple of photograph to share. SwannyMoose are living proof that God really does have a sense of humor. |
| Posted by: scottish2 26-Jun-2003, 09:55 PM |
SHHH don't tell me wife I think I am in love  I use to live in Maine and use to work (way back when I was in school) at a local conveniance store and this was right on a major highway in the middle of Bath Maine and was working one evening and out popped a big female moose right in our parking lot. Had to call the cops on her before she ran off into traffic needless to say she kept the cops busy for awhile and boy were they as surprised as I was being the middle of the city. |
| Posted by: pawnman 27-Jun-2003, 07:04 AM |
| I don't think she's that ugly...Kind of cute, really, in a moose-sort of way. |
| Posted by: maggiemahone1 27-Jun-2003, 09:44 AM |
| Well I think she was kinda cute! Nice pretty woods in the background. maggiemahone1 |
| Posted by: free2Bme 27-Jun-2003, 09:56 AM |
| Now THAT pic would make a great Celtic Radio T-shirt! Perfect! |
| Posted by: Gaelic Bread 27-Jun-2003, 10:11 AM |
Hey Rocky! Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my hat? Nothing up my sleeve... PRESTO! |
| Posted by: pawnman 27-Jun-2003, 11:52 AM |
| OOPS! Wrong hat! |
| Posted by: RavenWing 27-Jun-2003, 11:55 AM |
| She's adorable!! |
| Posted by: pawnman 27-Jun-2003, 12:03 PM |
| *singing* Moose, Moose, I like a Moose... Oh, I'd better take that to the pub!!  |
| Posted by: stevenpd 29-Jun-2003, 05:53 PM |
A face only a mother could love . . .  She's not that ugly.  |
| Posted by: Shadows 30-Jun-2003, 07:29 AM |
| She'd look better smothered in gravy....ummmmmm! |
| Posted by: Guest 30-Jun-2003, 12:36 PM |
Smothered in gravy! What kind of cruel, heartless person are you?!  Everyone knows that you smother moose in BBQ sauce!  |
| Posted by: Shadows 30-Jun-2003, 08:26 PM |
| That would work too! I am a member of PETA ( People Eating Tasty Animals ) |
| Posted by: Aon_Daonna 01-Jul-2003, 08:26 AM |
| Hmm... Never had Moose before, but I know Venison tastes lovely with a spicy chocolate-red wine sauce *yummy* But I have to say, ever since I'm listening to "SWF3" (now SWR3), a german Radio Station I like Mooses... their Mascot is the Black Forrest Moose |
| Posted by: RavenWing 01-Jul-2003, 09:08 AM |
| I collect stuffed moose and moose figurines. |
| Posted by: scottish2 01-Jul-2003, 11:46 AM |
| As my mom use to call deer killers. BAMBI KILLERS  |
| Posted by: barddas 01-Jul-2003, 11:51 AM | ||
LMFAO!!!!! Oh gezzz that's funny! That needs to be a bumper sticker.... |
| Posted by: kinda_nice2 01-Jul-2003, 11:53 AM |
| am here chuckling over some of your comments.. "bbq sauce" had me in stitches |
| Posted by: Swanny 02-Jul-2003, 04:41 PM |
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| Posted by: Aon_Daonna 02-Jul-2003, 04:46 PM |
| that is cool! *rofl* |
| Posted by: Swanny 02-Jul-2003, 05:26 PM |
| "Eat more moose. 50,000 Alaskan wolves can't be wrong" S |
| Posted by: Madweasel 03-Jul-2003, 10:32 AM |
| ROFL. Swanny, you're a peach. If those quips aren't on bumperstickers, they should be! I have another one for you (this one is a bumpersticker): Vegetarian: primitive word for lousy hunter. I had this sticker on a vehicle I once drove around Boston... I used to get honked at angrily by vegan college students. My argument: plants scream too, they're just quieter. A scientist actually proved plants respond to pain, so the vegans are no better.  For the record, bbq sauce would completely ruin the delicate flavors of a moose steak. That's like ordering a gourmet meal of french cuisine and then asking for the brown sauce. Go for the simple: a little salt, a few snips of garlic chives from the garden, a little pepper. And a nice pint of homebrew to wash it all down with. |
| Posted by: Swanny 03-Jul-2003, 02:17 PM |
| "The only thing wrong with vegetarians is their propensity for self-righteousness and hot air." I can't remember the source of the quote. Can anyone help me out here? S |
| Posted by: Shadows 03-Jul-2003, 07:13 PM | ||
It dont matter where it came from if it is the truth !!! |
| Posted by: brettzky42 03-Jul-2003, 08:57 PM |
| Now, if she were covered in chocolate...... |
| Posted by: Herrerano 04-Jul-2003, 08:55 AM |
| Yeah brettzky, then it would be ......har, har, har.... CHOCOLATE MOOSE Leo |