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Posted by: Annabelle 26-May-2004, 10:39 PM

News Flash!

Peckery is still behind bars after accosting the head military El Presidente with Banana peels and excessive drinking and radical behavior. Although none of these simple allegations have been proven. *the video tape has disappeared*

While awaiting arrangement, Peckery has been continuously singing "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts" along with #9 of his all time favorite hits of "Margamonkeeyville" of which you can call and order at 1-900-monkees. If a person with a sexy voice answer's leave your credit card number and they will return your call as soon as possible.

When Mr. Peckery was denied bail at his formal hearing he broke into "Born Free" and "Free Willey" chants.

Upon hearing this depressing news, Sockabelle called the local chapter of the "Flying Monkeys of America" and is flying at 2500feet to rescue her oppressed mate from the torture chamber Mr Peckery has been commited to where "Hey Hey the Monkee's" is being played 25 hours a day. Chuck the Munk of Delta force fame is in charge of the rescue attempt and Raven is flying recon so we are in hopes Peckery will be released without blood shed or loss of his deodorant stick. We will keep you posted of the impending battle.

*Our sympathy to the family, at WSKX-LETHIMGO.

Posted by: urian 26-May-2004, 10:58 PM

I have got say that this is ,BY FAR, the most entertaining community I have ever had the priviledge of being a part of!!!!

Posted by: Richard Bercot 26-May-2004, 11:05 PM

QUOTE (Annabelle @ 26-May-2004, 11:39 PM)

............. of which you can call and order at 1-900-monkees. If a person with a sexy voice answer's leave your credit card number and they will return your call as soon as possible.

Hey Sis,

I called that number you left here. And I am not quit sure what they were even talking about. There was something about Banana peels and Socks and something about $20.95 per three minutes.

I am not sure what this Sock Monkey is getting you into but take some of your Wise Brother's Advise and not start darning any of his wounds.

Now if this is none of my business just let me know so that I can get our Sisters involved in getting you back on the right track.

Posted by: Madadh 27-May-2004, 04:04 AM

Annabelle,

if you need a guard dog for pickery, just let me know... we likes to play with socks

Posted by: Annabelle 27-May-2004, 08:00 AM

Thanks Madadh, I do ! Help guard Peckery once we get him released

Posted by: tsargent62 27-May-2004, 08:01 AM

Is that to guard Peckery from the public, or the public from Peckery?

Posted by: Annabelle 27-May-2004, 08:04 AM

Does it really matter Sarg, we all need protecting! Just think how stressful it is for poor Sockabelle *bet she takes meds*

Posted by: Dreamer1 27-May-2004, 08:09 AM

Hey Sockabelle, who's watching the triplets?? (Or are they your secret weapon--Diaper Brigade, HO!)

I sure hope that Peckerymonkey appreciates what you do for him!

Go Mommabelle!!

Dreamer1

Posted by: peckery 27-May-2004, 08:16 AM

You know they use an alcohol swab on death row prisoners before they are given their lethal injuctions?

Feelings of pride and fear shoot through Peckery's body upon learning his mate, Sockabelle and friends have mobilized.

Also news of Socky and Sockie rushing to his aid make his heart soar like a hawk. (stolen from Little Big Man)

Peckery starts humming the song from F-Troop

Posted by: Raven 27-May-2004, 08:23 AM

QUOTE (Annabelle @ 27-May-2004, 09:04 AM)

Does it really matter Sarg, we all need protecting! Just think how stressful it is for poor Sockabelle *bet she takes meds*

I bet she takes a lot of meds!!

Posted by: tsargent62 27-May-2004, 08:27 AM

QUOTE (Raven @ 27-May-2004, 09:23 AM)

I bet she takes a lot of meds!!

It would explain a few things, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Madadh 27-May-2004, 10:15 AM

Annabelle,

No problem with guard duty. Wolfhounds may be gentle giants, but give them something to guard and they become fearsome ..... expecially with play toys

Posted by: Annabelle 27-May-2004, 10:25 AM

Yes, med's now come in the convient his/her pack's. No longer need to get refills, just walk up to the Pharmacy with the shot gun under your arm...now there's express service.

Going by Petsmart and get the play toys!

Posted by: Madadh 27-May-2004, 10:31 AM

Really like soft toys that squeek, can get my teeth into them better....

Posted by: Annabelle 27-May-2004, 10:34 AM

I'll look for a rubber peckery that when you pull the string it says "banana daquari's over here "
the new updated model say's "really, I'm with the band".

Posted by: peckery 27-May-2004, 10:51 AM

Rubber Peckery??? No release??? This is getting rather erotic

Posted by: gtrplr 27-May-2004, 10:59 AM

QUOTE

Rubber Peckery??? No release??? This is getting rather erotic

Don't you mean 'neurotic'?

Posted by: Raven 27-May-2004, 11:38 AM

QUOTE (tsargent62 @ 27-May-2004, 09:27 AM)

It would explain a few things, wouldn't it?

that it would my friend!!

Posted by: Herrerano 27-May-2004, 12:08 PM

Lots of new folks, and some of the old threads are buried pretty far back, but this looks like a good chance to sum up some of the past history of this bunch of miscreant sockmonkeys.

As many of you will remember, back in April the triplets were kidnapped. They later escaped after stealing their kidnappers fishing gear. It also turned out that Saki had somehow acquired Peckery's Visa card. They were sighted in various locations, but managed to end up in the Republic of Panama, where in a surprising turn of events, (especially for the people of Panama) Saki was elected president in the general elections on May 2nd. He has been busy breaking the back of the banana industry and trying to pass laws making nude sunbathing complulsory for all females younger then thirty (with a few exceptions

). The responsibility of ruling the tiniest country in the Americas has kept him busy until this latest development.

On learning his papa, Peckery was incarcerated for inebriation really roughed up his lint though and he has threatened war with the U.S. if Peckery is not released from jail. After all, obligatory cocktails was one of his campaign planks.

Leo

Posted by: Raven 27-May-2004, 12:20 PM

thank you for that synopsis Leo!

Does anyone else think that we should elect Leo as the honorary CR.N historian???

Posted by: Danann 27-May-2004, 12:34 PM

Here's an update from a "plant" from inside Pun Prison in Panama. Several sentenced sufferers have been subjected to the stale bananas and slippery peals that have been tossed from sockmonkey's cell. Rumors roar in the recreation room relaying resilient recon actions from the ravishing Sockabelle. All prisoners ascertained the acclaimed arrival since the appeal has been abolished.

From the Alliterating Apple tree

Posted by: Raven 27-May-2004, 12:50 PM

Just to clarify lest any confusion should abound, Panama (location of Pun Prison) is a small town just north east of Indianapolis, IN. The boyhood home of Mike Tyson.

Posted by: peckery 28-May-2004, 08:10 AM

Dear Sakai,

You need to get me out of here ASAP. There is a group of Gibbons that are looking to give me the shive. My cell mate look alot like Tim Robbins. Is that good??
Your Father