A Quiz For Men, what kind of man are you

I haven't been too active on here lately, what with work, work, work and then that pesky detox program (just kidding) and I notice there are an awful lot of quizes posted in the other category. Well, enough is enough, here is a quiz for men. No sweety feely stuff, no pastel colors or feel good generalizations, lets get down to the nitty gritty here with some real tough questions.

This will be self graded, so be honest.

1. Favorite color.

a. Ambar
b. Dark
c. Both

2. Special skills

a. Blow nose with thumb
b. Scratch butt while driving
c. Sleep standing up at baby showers
d. All of the above

3. Do you prefer beer that is

a. Cold
b. Real cold
c. Really really cold
d. Free

4. While shopping at the Salvation Army thrift store which article would you most likely buy

a. A pair of jeans, nicely faded and comfortable
b. A Harley Davidson T shirt
c. Some of those neat tools that are impossible to figure out what they are for
d. All of the above

5. While watching TV, how do you respond when the little woman suddnely says, "We have to talk".

a. Turn up the volume
b. Dutifully turn to her and say, "Go for it"
c. Listen as thoughtfully as possible then say, "Yo! Bring me another cold one will ya?"
d. Check thickness of wallet



Ok, that is the first part of the test. Now for your score.

Count up all of your answers, no matter what they were and figure a 0 (zero, zip, zilch, nada) for them. Then take out a piece of paper and a pencil and answer the following two questions honestly.

!. What were you doing at a baby shower?

2. What were you doing shopping?

Part 1:

1. C.
2. D.
3. How about E. All of the above.
4. D.
5. D.

Part 2:

1. No comment .
2. I invoke my 5th Amendment rights .

I would like to know the same thing, why in the world would a man want to be at a baby shower and why would a man want to go shopping?

maggiemahone1

Us men have no problem shopping as long as the sign over the door is any of these:

1. Lowe's.
2. Radio Shack.
3. Ace.
4. Menard's.
5. Home Depot.
6. Best Buy.
7. True Value.
8. Hardware.
9. Lumber yard.
10. Napa Auto Parts.
11. Auto Zone.
12. The Sharper Image.

This post has been edited by MDF3530 on 20-Nov-2004, 10:17 PM

I go shopping in Ned Devine's almost every week.

As for the mandatory "take my wife shopping" excrusions, it just proves that men will do almost ANYTHING for sex.

Baby shower? What's that?

You forgot Sears. Got to have those Craftsman tools!!!

You forgot Sears. Got to have those Craftsman tools!!!

Roger that.

13. Sears (but only the lawn & garden, automotive and hardware departments ).

Speaking of Radio Shack, I was just there today. My coaxial cable going from the VCR to the TV was going bad on me, so I went to the Radio Shack a block and a half from my house to buy an audio/video wire. I didn't buy the cheapest one they have either. I buy the a/v wires with the gold tips for three reasons:

1. The gold helps reduce the electrical waves that escape during transmissions, making for a clearer picture.
2. I know hardly anybody looks in the back of a/v equipment, but the gold does dress it up.
3. I LOOOOOVE GOOOOOOOLD!

Us men have no problem shopping as long as the sign over the door is any of these:

1. Lowe's.
2. Radio Shack.
3. Ace.
4. Menard's.
5. Home Depot.
6. Best Buy.
7. True Value.
8. Hardware.
9. Lumber yard.
10. Napa Auto Parts.
11. Auto Zone.
12. The Sharper Image.

That is a very good listing of "toy stores", but going into THOSE hardly classifies as "shopping". It's more like "recreation".

I thought men were not allowed access to the mall? I thought they had one of those security detectors up their booty so that they would blow up if they went near a mall?

Baby shower!? Gag me!!!!!!

Gag you? Manacles, too?

O yea! now you are ttalkin! Hey Slave!!!!

Which do you want first, Mistress Annabelle? Shall I fetch your tall black boots and whip, as well?