The good new is that you love the heat and don't burn - also Helga cannot find you!
The bad news is that there a group of people who are scantily clad, holding shields and spears and have paint upon their faces.
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JaneyMae
Tangle Goblinwitch: She is only seen in the enchanted moment between sleep and waking
"Never miss a chance to shut up." Will Rogers
Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter. Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. A thousand welcomes when anyone comes... That's the Irish for You!
The good news is that they want you to join in one of their ceremonial dances.
The bad news is that you trip over you spear and land on the chief who orders you to be beheaded.
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God then made man. The Italians for their beauty. The French for their cuisine. The Welsh for their voices. The Germans for their cars. And on and on until He looked at what He had created and said, "This is all very well, but no-one is having fun. I'll have to make an Irishman."
The good news is that you brought your backpack with lots of goodies inside. The bad news is that you have to give away your cell phone, ipod, camera, etc.
The good news is you have a great family and lots of friends, and it's your birthday.
The bad news is they all bought you the same thing SOCKS.
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Semper Fi
"If a man has found nothing he's willing to die for, he is not ready to live"
DISCIPLINE MUST BE A HABIT SO INGRAINED THAT IT IS STRONGER THAN THE EXCITEMENT OF BATTLE OR THE FEAR OF DEATH. General George S. Patton
Laws that forbid the carrying of firearms, disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assulted, and better for the assailants. They serve rather to encourge, than to prevent homicides. For an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.