OK, this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Come one come all and contrive a curse to set you rolling in the isles of the office or the floor of your house!
There's a dear little plant that grows in our Isle Twas St . Patrick himself, sure, that set it; And the sun of his labour with pleasure did smile, And with dew from his eye often wet it. It grows through the bog, through the brake, through the Mireland, and they call it the dear little shamrock of Ireland.
If we could just stand here, without the words, would that be enough? ..Look at the sky now. What color is it? Or the way a hawk flies. Or you wake up and your ribs are bruised thinking so hard on somebody. What do you call that?
"Don't cross the street if you can't get out of the kitchen"
Sea Cat!! English: May the Sea Cat blow up your ill-gotten wealth.
Irish: Go bpléasca an Cat Mara do chuid airgid caim.
Phonetic: guh BLAY-skuh uhn KAHT MAH-ruh duh khwihj A-rih-gihj KAH-ihm.
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DRAGON BLESSING
May dragons bring you wealth and guard your treasures May they banish darkness and enlighten you May female dragons grant you inner power May the Dragon Queen neutralize your enemies May Dragon Spirits give you power over Elementals May weather dragons bring rain at your request May Ti'amat effect the changes you command May Ishtar grant you Dragon Power May Ishtar grant you Dragon Power
"For man He suffered and He died: If man will take His word as guide And leave all infamy, Then we shall come to happiness And blisses more than we can guess in Jesu's company."
OK, this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Come one come all and contrive a curse to set you rolling in the isles of the office or the floor of your house!