Here is the deal. You can do ANYTHING you want. and there would be no consequences other than people know that you did "it." You are OJ after his criminal trial, basically. You can also list what you would do if NO ONE knew.
I know EXACTLY what I would do, in great detail, but I'm not telling you.
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Compassion is the sometimes fatal capacity for feeling what it is like inside somebody else's skin. It is the knowledge that there can never really be any peace and joy for me until there is peace and joy finally for you too. - Frederick Buechner
If society prospers at the expense of the intangibles, how can it be called progress?
I'd go on a thieving spree and steal every exotic car in the city, drive it like a madman until I got sick of it, then move on to the next. Oh, and while I'm on that spree, I'd pick up the parts to build my TC motor.
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Caw
"I am a Canadian by birth, but I am a Highlander by blood and feel under an obligation to do all I can for the sake of the Highlanders and their literature.... I have never yet spoken a word of English to any of my children. They can speak as much English as they like to others, but when they talk to me they have to talk in Gaelic."
-Alexander Maclean Sinclair of Goshen (protector of Gaelic Culture)
I'd go on a thieving spree and steal every exotic car in the city, drive it like a madman until I got sick of it, then move on to the next. Oh, and while I'm on that spree, I'd pick up the parts to build my TC motor.
Oldraven, Now would TC stand for Thunder Chicken? I had a 1966 Town Coupe, and that is one car I still miss.
The first thing would be to soak her supper with a strong laxative. Then, soon after, she runs to the lavatory.
- If she sits a giant bear trap springs into action. - If that fails, the toilet paper has been coated in toxic waste. - As she reaches for the toilet paper an angry rattlesnake strikes. - If those fail, as she flushes the toilet an anvil drops on her head ... - and a hand grenade hidden in the tank explodes ... - and an assault rifle, filled with explosive hollow-point shells, opens fire. - If all these fail, then as she reaches for the towel she activates the GPS transmitter attached to the towel holder, telling the 101st Tactical Air Wing where to drop the nukes.
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Not that I'm bitter, mind you.
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Clan Mac Cullaich: - Brewed in Scotland - Bottled in Ulster - Uncorked in America
The first thing would be to soak her supper with a strong laxative. Then, soon after, she runs to the lavatory.
- If she sits a giant bear trap springs into action. - If that fails, the toilet paper has been coated in toxic waste. - As she reaches for the toilet paper an angry rattlesnake strikes. - If those fail, as she flushes the toilet an anvil drops on her head ... - and a hand grenade hidden in the tank explodes ... - and an assault rifle, filled with explosive hollow-point shells, opens fire. - If all these fail, then as she reaches for the towel she activates the GPS transmitter attached to the towel holder, telling the 101st Tactical Air Wing where to drop the nukes.
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Not that I'm bitter, mind you.
LMAO!!!
simple,for me, I'd find the man who killed my brother and do what the police werent able to do...justice
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'Dying for being different is still better than living as a Sheep'-anon
Whoa there Rube Goldberg, relax you'll live a little longer.
I on the other hand would like a rubber hose and enough time to beat some sense into Bush, Cheney, the entire cabinet and ALL of Congress (except Dr. No, Ron Paul R-TX) until I could get them off of their laurels and get some GOOD WORKS done for our country.
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"when a person is prepared to die for a cause, and indeed to glory in such a death, it impossible to supress him or the cause it represents." Jawaharlal Nehru
"Only the suppressed word is dangerous." Ludwig Borne
"All of our freedoms are a single bundle, all must be secure if any is to be preserved." Dwight David Eisenhower
"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are both immortal and divine." Socrates
The first thing would be to soak her supper with a strong laxative. Then, soon after, she runs to the lavatory.
- If she sits a giant bear trap springs into action. - If that fails, the toilet paper has been coated in toxic waste. - As she reaches for the toilet paper an angry rattlesnake strikes. - If those fail, as she flushes the toilet an anvil drops on her head ... - and a hand grenade hidden in the tank explodes ... - and an assault rifle, filled with explosive hollow-point shells, opens fire. - If all these fail, then as she reaches for the towel she activates the GPS transmitter attached to the towel holder, telling the 101st Tactical Air Wing where to drop the nukes.
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Not that I'm bitter, mind you.
I'm glad you guys have worked out your feelings. Oh wait. That right. Ex wives don't have feelings. They have attorneys.
This post has been edited by peckery on 14-Jul-2004, 04:11 PM
Since we're just sitting at the bs table, here's a plan my friends and I laid out one night. Mind you, there was a fair quantity of involved. Our plan: to invade the state of Maine. My friend Nathan would be driving his mom's minivan with a sunroof. I'd be standing up through the sunroof manning the sixty caliber gun. My brother-in-law Joel and his brother Mark would be throwing the grenades, and our friends Tom & Nick would be manning the RPG.
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Mike F.
May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.