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Joined: 05-Jun-2005 Zodiac: Elder
Realm: Ganado, Navajo Nation, Arizona
Be sure and disagree with your profs at every opportunity. They will love your independent thinking and will surely give you high grades! And don't hesitate to buy last year's tests from an upper classman. They would NEVER lead a Newbie astray!
Going to Phoenix tomorrow and my car's AC is on the blink. How should I stay cool?
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Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. -- John Quincy Adams
Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less - Robert E. Lee
For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved - Romans 10:13 (KJV)
The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble, and he knoweth them that trust in him - Nahum 1:7 (KJV)
1. Wear a jump suit. 2. Duct tape all the cuffs of the jump suit tightly closed. 3. Dump ice cubes down the neck of the jump suit, until it’s completely full. You might also consider only driving at night, or only in the shade.
Aside from my house being full of stuff, the outside is in grave need of painting. So, should I sand and scrape the old paint off, or should I just let nature run its course, and wait until the old paint falls off by itself?
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We’re all poets, only some of us write it down. JC 9/27/08
Anyone who has the courage to disagree, deserves all do respect. JC 4/28/08
Life is a loosing battle, so you might as well live it up. J.C. 3/29/08
Life should be like skiing, you have the most fun on the way down. J.C. 8/17/07
Take their word for it, and that’s just what you’ll get. J.C. 3/19/07
Only the truth is worth the ultimate sacrifice. J.C. 1/26/06
Compared to the far right, the far left is somewhere in the middle. J.C. 2/22/06
I’ll be the first to apologies, as long as I get one back. J.C. 3/7/06
It’s a happy man, who can laugh at himself.
If you’re looking for a new experience, don’t hire someone with a lot of it. J.C. sometime in 1990
Your wife will find out eventually, so why go to all the trouble to sneak around?
(BTW, love John Clements advice above.)
My office manager/secretary went home sick leaving me all alone in the office--what should I do?
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God then made man. The Italians for their beauty. The French for their cuisine. The Welsh for their voices. The Germans for their cars. And on and on until He looked at what He had created and said, "This is all very well, but no-one is having fun. I'll have to make an Irishman."
No rules. Instead encourage her to dress sexy, go clubbing and date anyone she can get her hands on--maybe she will meet someone else she can live with.
My 40 lb. adult dog thinks she's a puppy. She bounces around, runs into my poor knees and over the cats and chews anything plastic (including my laptop cord) or that has a whiff of food on it--especially if its in the trash. What should I do?
I’ve been painting the kitchen now, for what seems like a month, when will it end?
(On a side note: Have you noticed a tad of larceny, with maisky advice? I mean… stealing a car, and checking out the girl next door? Could it be… an Achilles heel)?
No rules. Instead encourage her to dress sexy, go clubbing and date anyone she can get her hands on--maybe she will meet someone else she can live with.
I thought this was supposed to be BAD advise? This sounds GOOD!
Painting the kitchen to end? It wont end. It will go on forever...You have died and are in hell...Maybe if you kill a chicken in the middle of the kitchen it will help...be sure to spread the blood widely.
The IRS sent me back too much money...what should I do with it?