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Posted on: 10-Aug-2006, 12:27 PM |
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Hi Perkeo i must admit you added some damm persuasive arguements there i must try out a couple with my wife see if she bites to them ..lol . As i had a good chuckle at your grounds for a wee drink or two , i will join ye for a couple ...awe thae best neebs ... |
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #160194 |
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Posted on: 28-Jul-2006, 12:26 PM |
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Bill Gates & St. Peter
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
"I'll leave that up to you."
"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clearwaters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased.
"This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!" "Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went.
Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.
"Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter.
"Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire."
So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
Bill responded, his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?!???
"That was a demo," replied St. Peter.
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #157646 |
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Posted on: 28-Jul-2006, 12:21 PM |
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Always loved this song as a pub sing along ..hope you all like it and sing along...lol 1-2- 3- dam daram damdaram and --
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone It's not unusual to have fun with anyone but when I see you hanging about with anyone It's not unusual to see me cry, oh I wanna' die It's not unusual to go out at any time but when I see you out and about it's such a crime if you should ever want to be loved by anyone, It's not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say you find it happens all the time love will never do what you want it to why can't this crazy love be mine It's not unusual, to be mad with anyone It's not unusual, to be sad with anyone but if I ever find that you've changed at anytime it's not unusual to find out that I'm in love with you whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh phew hard work this think i need a
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Forum: Ye Ole Celtic Pub - Open all day, all night! · Post Preview: #157644 |
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Posted on: 28-Jul-2006, 11:14 AM |
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Thank you very much for such a warm welcome i hope to have lotīs of good posting in Celtic and many hours of listening tae the music .
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Forum: Introductions · Post Preview: #157629 |
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Posted on: 26-Jul-2006, 03:10 PM |
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Hi to all members in here i would like to say hello and pleased to meet you all .you are many ...lol . I am a Scot living abroad in Germany , married and living in a wee German villiage , my wife brought my attention to your site , through the great celtic music which is played . Looking forward to chatting and posting with you all .
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