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| Posted by: Shadows 12-Aug-2006, 05:26 AM |
| In my job I have to listen to CB radio all day long... I overheard this on channel 5 yesterday and had to laugh! It should be a bumpersticker! "...God must love idiots. He sure made a hell of a lot of them!...." |
| Posted by: zeryx 14-Aug-2006, 01:30 PM |
| yes I agree |
| Posted by: ballydun 16-Aug-2006, 10:20 AM |
| I heard someone say something about the world needing an "Idiot vaccine" I thought that was funny, and could be very usefull!!! |
| Posted by: Dogshirt 16-Aug-2006, 06:29 PM |
| This WAS a bumper sticker, but bears repeating! STRESS IS HOLDING IN THE IRGE TO CHOKE THE  OUT OF SOMEONE WHO SO RICHLY DESERVES IT!I don't have stress, I DON'T hold back!  |
| Posted by: mamamac 06-Sep-2006, 04:03 PM |
| In a similar vein: "You can't fix stupid" "All stressed out and no one to choke" Couple of keepers! |
| Posted by: Dreamer1 08-Sep-2006, 07:41 PM |
| Here's one I wish I had: "I haven't had my coffee yet - Don't make me kill you" Saw it on some fun magnets and napkins, and really love it!   Dreamer1 |
| Posted by: Tracee 06-Nov-2006, 11:56 AM |
| I have a bumper sticker that says: Only real men wear kilts! I love it! I got it from some site a long time ago for a $1 it was a group sorry i don't remember but we have it still! |
| Posted by: haynes9 06-Nov-2006, 12:18 PM |
| Here's a classic for church-goers: Don't Honk If You Love Jesus - TITHE! |
| Posted by: dundee 07-Nov-2006, 12:39 PM |
| Stress is when you wake up screaming & then realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.  |
| Posted by: sisterknight 07-Nov-2006, 08:02 PM |
| saw this one the other day... housework won't kill you...but why take the chance? |
| Posted by: Roberto Phoenix 07-Nov-2006, 11:01 PM |
| Kilt bumpersticker was probably from the Brobdignian Brothers site. I got one on the back of my car. Also have "Anything can happen beneath the kilt" but my all time fav is "Kinky is using a feather-perverted is using the whole chicken!" "If you don't like the way I drive stay of the sidewalk!" is also one of the great classics |
| Posted by: Harlot 14-Sep-2008, 05:34 AM |
| I seen one the other day said: Stay back I'm putting on my make-up I have one on my car that says: I brake for MEN in kilts |
| Posted by: 3Ravens 20-Sep-2008, 03:09 AM |
| 2 I like....... I took a pain pill, why are you still here? Witches parking, all others will be toad! |
| Posted by: Patriot1776 24-Sep-2008, 07:54 AM |
| Couple I've seen here in the Deep South: "Horn broken, watch for finger!" "You're a Redneck if...your idea of going formal is a black truck!" for churchgoers (like me): "If you're living like there ain't no God, you'd better hope you're right!" "WARNING: In Case Of Rapture This Car Will Me Unmanned" |
| Posted by: Emmet 26-Sep-2008, 01:50 PM |
| "Who would Jesus bomb?" "A working man voting Republican is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders" "Stupidity should be painful" |
| Posted by: John Clements 26-Sep-2008, 03:54 PM |
| “If you can read this you’re tailgating.” JC |
| Posted by: flora 29-Dec-2008, 05:43 PM |
| I saw one the other day: Did you ever stop to think..... and forget to start again? And for those who are into equestrian sports .... So many Cowboys .... but none can afford me. Flora |
| Posted by: Patch 30-Dec-2008, 11:06 AM |
| Filthy Stinking Rich 2 out of 3 Ain't Bad Slàinte, Patch |
| Posted by: Patch 30-Dec-2008, 11:09 AM |
| LOOK OUT ! I Drive Just Like You! Slàinte, Patch |
| Posted by: Leelee 30-Dec-2008, 11:12 AM |
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY…I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT  |
| Posted by: InRi 30-Dec-2008, 12:17 PM |
| One that I see almost every day on trucks: "Here are working 350 horses an one ass" A colleague of mine has this on his car: "I'm free to do this!" And once more (I think that's really nice): "I hate bumperstickers!" Ingo |
| Posted by: stoirmeil 30-Dec-2008, 12:43 PM |
| InRi will maybe like this one: When I was in Germany in the early 80s, I saw a bumper sticker everywhere that read "Stell sich vor: es gibt Krieg, und keiner geht dahin." (I think that's right . . .  )It seemed so familiar, but I couldn't quite get my head around it. Then I realized it was a version of one WE had on cars all over the place in America during the 60s: "What if they gave a war and nobody came?"However you get the message out . . . |
| Posted by: lschillinger 30-Dec-2008, 12:48 PM |
| Here are some of my favorites: Well behaved women rarely make history The gene pool could use a little chlorine Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. If you are psychic - think "HONK Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else. Too many freaks not enough circuses Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. |
| Posted by: InRi 30-Dec-2008, 01:15 PM | ||
I remember! The early 80's was my "Storm and stress - time" These stickers was one of the many imports from the U.S. in this time - translated into German.... aaaaand ready. I think the most of these bumpersticker-phrases are international and anybody really knows where they are come from... It seems we really live in a (global) village Ingo |
| Posted by: Patch 30-Dec-2008, 03:28 PM |
| What If The Hokey Pokey IS What It's All About? Slàinte, Patch |
| Posted by: Patch 30-Dec-2008, 07:33 PM |
| I Used To Be A Windbreaker Now I'm Just An Old Fart Slàinte, Patch |
| Posted by: flora 16-Jan-2009, 10:27 AM |
| I saw this at a motorcycle dealership so it wasn't a bumber sticker but I thought it was unique. Cars suck ..... gas Flora |
| Posted by: flora 21-Jan-2009, 11:21 AM |
| Don't make me slap the red of your neck. Flora |
| Posted by: kenn0431 27-Feb-2009, 12:22 PM |
| In Southern California I saw on one SUV "CNN Lies" "Still Pissed at Yoko" I still; like "I'm not speeding I'm qualifying" or "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting" A classic is "Keep honking, I'm reloading" or in Oceanside: "Everybody and their dog is running for City Counsel. I'm voting for the dog" |
| Posted by: Perkeo 27-Feb-2009, 03:37 PM |
| "Some one needs hit with a Clue by Four" |
| Posted by: Harlot 27-Feb-2009, 05:56 PM |
| My dughter in-law told me about one she seen and might have it made for me. Pink letters to go on my hatch " Silly boys Jeeps are for Girls" |
| Posted by: Dogshirt 27-Feb-2009, 11:41 PM |
| I really like "Would you drive better with that phone up your a$$?" |
| Posted by: stoirmeil 28-Feb-2009, 02:48 PM | ||
"Phone home. Your village called, and their idiot is missing." |
| Posted by: Patch 13-Mar-2009, 08:51 AM |
| Just saw this today. HONK If You're Paying My Mortgage! Slàinte, Patch |
| Posted by: Shadows 14-Mar-2009, 07:01 PM |
| This one made me look twice: "Fighting for Peace is like Screwing for Virginity!" |
| Posted by: WizardofOwls 14-Mar-2009, 07:28 PM |
| If you tailgate me, I'll flick a booger on your windshield Politicians and diapers should be changed often and for the same reason |
| Posted by: Robert Phoenix 30-Mar-2009, 06:18 PM |
| I got a few good ones in he email mountain today I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other. I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect. |
| Posted by: RedWeasel 01-Apr-2009, 06:23 AM |
| Meat is just processed Vegetables! |
| Posted by: McRoach 04-Apr-2009, 11:17 PM | ||
| One of my favorites; "I'm trying to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my a$$"
I haven't seen that one before but now I want it! |
| Posted by: Shadows 15-Apr-2009, 12:31 PM |
| Found these in an email from 2004 when I was cleaning out my mailbox: Constipated People Don't Give A crap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Earth Is Full - Go Home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illiterate? Write For Help. ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If Anything Falls Off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fight Crime: Shoot Back! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ax Me About Ebonics. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boldly Going Nowhere. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heart Attacks God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. |
| Posted by: flora 29-Jun-2009, 09:53 PM |
| On a horse trailer: Wish my stocks were worth as much as my manure pile. Flora |
| Posted by: englishmix 29-Jun-2009, 11:20 PM |
| Progressives In Government Socialism |
| Posted by: Patch 30-Jun-2009, 02:40 AM |
| isn't it amazing how quickly bumper stickers and T shirt slogans reflect the times? Those are good ones! Slàinte, Patch |
| Posted by: LibraryJim 30-Jun-2009, 03:30 PM |
| Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. It's our money not theirs the world is not your ashtray keep your butts in the car! |
| Posted by: Dogshirt 30-Jun-2009, 09:42 PM |
| "If I DIDN"T commit random acts of violence...I'd SHOOT you!" |
| Posted by: TheCarolinaScotsman 30-Jun-2009, 09:56 PM |
| (Seen shortly after the book "I'm OK, Your OK" came out.) I'm OK, You Suck |
| Posted by: Shadows 01-Jul-2009, 01:46 PM |
| "This Is Just A Bumpersticker, Don't you have better things to read?" |
| Posted by: englishmix 01-Jul-2009, 06:25 PM |
| What's in your wallet? |
| Posted by: Leelee 07-Oct-2009, 10:30 AM |
| - Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," - The proctologist called ...they found your head. - Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film. - Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date. - Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. - I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. - WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. - Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. - Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody but me," - Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends. - Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. - If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. - Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. - Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. - Hang up and drive!! - Welcome to Canada ...now speak English |
| Posted by: Robert Phoenix 07-Oct-2009, 08:49 PM |
| Just thought of this one today for my Buick century with 230,000 miles on it. This Cash for Clunker Car is still going. |
| Posted by: Shadows 08-Oct-2009, 01:15 PM | ||
I should get that one, my GEO has 311,000 miles on it! |
| Posted by: wdorholt 28-Oct-2009, 01:37 AM |
| "Where are we going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?" Here is one for our Republican Senators: "We're objective. We object to everything!" And finally: "We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart!" |
| Posted by: Shadows 14-Apr-2010, 02:15 PM |
| Saw this one yesterday and nearly ran into the SUV it was displayed on: It was a small 4 x 4 square sticker with the Pink breast awareness ribbon on the left and "SAVE THE TAT TAS" on the right! I nearly peed myself! GO BREAST AWARENESS LADIES! Got my attention! LOL! |
| Posted by: Antwn 15-Apr-2010, 01:51 PM | ||
I like this one. reminds me of one I saw "I'm more concerned about the intellectual climate" |
| Posted by: Robert Phoenix 16-Apr-2010, 03:15 PM |
| Saw a license plate yesterday that said LSC PL8 |
| Posted by: maisky 05-Aug-2010, 07:55 AM |
| Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a case of beer. |
| Posted by: Shadows 25-Oct-2010, 03:25 PM |
| Some stickers from the past...hummm! The following bumper stickers were compiled by Jerry Paull, a former Methodist Minister from Lakeside, Ohio. He writes: "These are actual bumper stickers now on cars. I didn't write any of them. I'm only the messenger. If they make you laugh, good. If they make you cry, good. If they make you angry, that's good too. If you don't want to read them, hit the delete button." BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM! IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT. RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME. BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR. PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH! WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB? IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT! FEEL SAFER NOW? I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY! IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION! DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM. . . . Thomas Jefferson. DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED AGAINST BUSH -- TWICE! ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE, THINK FOR YOURSELF! HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN? STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE. GEORGE W. BUSH -- MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM. KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY! DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM. STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO-LIFE! HATE, GREED IGNORANCE = WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. HONOR OUR TROOPS, DEMAND THE TRUTH! REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND $87 BILLION ON AMERICA? FACT: BUSH OIL, 1999 - $19/BARREL; BUSH OIL 2006 - $70/BARREL. THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS -- IMPEACH BUSH! HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB? |
| Posted by: Dogshirt 25-Oct-2010, 08:11 PM |
| I do like a number of those. Which ones are for YOU to figure out. |
| Posted by: Irish Stepper 10-Nov-2010, 03:42 AM |
| I'm the God-fearing, gun-toting, flag-waving conservative you were warned about. Work harder, millions on welfare depend on you. Obama is not Jesus: Jesus could build a cabinet. You are NOT entitled to what I have EARNED! Change is not a destination and Hope is not a strategy - Rudy Giuliani Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care!  |
| Posted by: Patch 10-Nov-2010, 10:00 AM | ||
I am pretty sure of which ones you liked!! We have similar tastes. Slàinte, Patch |
| Posted by: Patch 10-Nov-2010, 10:04 AM | ||
I actually have the first one framed on my office wall!! Those were great. Slàinte, Patch |
| Posted by: englishmix 10-Nov-2010, 11:38 AM |
| This is it: |
| Posted by: McRoach 22-Oct-2011, 09:48 AM |
| -Honk if you want to give police probable cause to stop and search your car -Fascism: Socialism with shareholders -I'll keep my money, my freedom & my guns, & you can keep the change -I am not DRUNK! I am by nature a loud, friendly, clumsy person. -money is better than poverty if only for financial reasons -REPUBLICANS the new "mafia" -IF Al Qaeda wants to demolish the America we all know and love, they better hurry because Obama is beating them to it. -Give me Liberty, not a bailout! -Great People talk about ideas Average people talk about things Small people talk about other people -How's that hope and change working out for you? |
| Posted by: Vixie 22-Oct-2011, 05:44 PM |
| The only difference between nontattooed people and tattooed people is--tattooed people don't care if you're not tattooed. White, straight, Christian and Republican...how else can I piss you off today? 25 years ago we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama and no cash and no hope. If you voted for our current president to prove you aren't a racist, in 2012 would you please vote for someone else to prove you're not an idiot? |
| Posted by: Eimhir 05-Nov-2011, 12:30 AM |
| Gas, Grass or Ass, Nobody Rides For Free! A Healthcare Plan - Get Your Ass Out of the Drive Thru! THINK - It's Not Illegal Yet! If I Agreed With You, We'd Both Be Wrong! BEER - Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862 If You Could Choose Any Nose, Would You Pick Mine? I Chose The Road Less Traveled. Now Where The Hell Am I? Jimmy Buffett For President |
| Posted by: jb156 08-May-2012, 10:41 PM |
| Bush years: "Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot" Current: "Honk if you voted for Obama so I can give you the finger" |
| Posted by: Shadows 09-May-2012, 12:20 PM |
| Do You Like to Time Travel? Vote for Romney. He will take us back to the Bush years! |