If you think you can hold me down I beg to differ If you think you can twist my words I'll sing forever
Tha gach uile dhuine air a bhreth saor agus co-ionnan ann an urram 's ann an còirichean. Tha iad air am breth le reusan is le cogais agus mar sin bu chòir dhaibh a bhith beò nam measg fhein ann an spiorad bràthaireil
If you think you can hold me down I beg to differ If you think you can twist my words I'll sing forever
Thanks, that’s very funny stuff, so I thought I might add a few, like…
When you think that multi tasking is just getting one foot in front of the other, or, when you can’t trust a fart, or, like looking for your glasses, without your glasses, or, when you wish that you know what, got as stiff as the rest of you.
I hope I didn’t go over the line, with that last one, but what the heck, anything for a laugh.
thanks again
JC
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We’re all poets, only some of us write it down. JC 9/27/08
Anyone who has the courage to disagree, deserves all do respect. JC 4/28/08
Life is a loosing battle, so you might as well live it up. J.C. 3/29/08
Life should be like skiing, you have the most fun on the way down. J.C. 8/17/07
Take their word for it, and that’s just what you’ll get. J.C. 3/19/07
Only the truth is worth the ultimate sacrifice. J.C. 1/26/06
Compared to the far right, the far left is somewhere in the middle. J.C. 2/22/06
I’ll be the first to apologies, as long as I get one back. J.C. 3/7/06
It’s a happy man, who can laugh at himself.
If you’re looking for a new experience, don’t hire someone with a lot of it. J.C. sometime in 1990
This reminds me of a very old gentleman that used to work at my company - his nickname was "Gentle Ben".
It's rather sad that the only thing I can remember about the man was that he used to come into the restroom and walk around for a bit, roll up his sleeves and look back and forth. Then he got a somewhat startled expression on his face, which undoubtedly was the recognition that he remembered he was there to pee! Whenever I was in there, Ben's entrance and "ceremony" never failed to make me laugh. That was, however, 27 years ago, and I have about 20+ more years to go before I would be his age. I also find that I tend to take longer in the restroom than I used to... hmmm...
"If a man has found nothing he's willing to die for, he is not ready to live"
DISCIPLINE MUST BE A HABIT SO INGRAINED THAT IT IS STRONGER THAN THE EXCITEMENT OF BATTLE OR THE FEAR OF DEATH. General George S. Patton
Laws that forbid the carrying of firearms, disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assulted, and better for the assailants. They serve rather to encourge, than to prevent homicides. For an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.