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Posted: 07-Jan-2006, 07:53 AM
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In a "Cheers" episode, Cliff is seated at the bar describing The Buffalo Theory to Norm:

"Well, you see, Norm, it's like this . . . a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."



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Posted: 07-Jan-2006, 11:33 AM
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lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif Okayyyyy...(sounds like a theory developed by college frats!)

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This sounds entirely plausible to me. I'm down to the real fast cells. rolleyes.gif
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  Posted: 10-Jan-2006, 02:31 AM
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beer_mug.gif Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm just maybe my cells are a little faster at those moments of liquid intake, and maybe they are not...........but together they work very well........LOL
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  Posted: 23-Jan-2006, 11:07 AM
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My herd must be QUITE the racers then! wink.gif

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