There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.
After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim...
Wow! Zombies actually crawling the earth. If we're all going to die soon then I'm going to buy another bottle of The Glenlivet and prepare for the worst . . . except this news article is a hoax.
1. Look at the URL. It's "65.127.124.62". Normally it should be "news.bbc.co.uk". 2. The URL of "65.127.124.62" belongs to the Integral Corporation of Naperville, IL, USA. 3. I seriously doubt the BBC is going to get a company in Illinois to post their news articles. 4. If you click on the "E-mail this to a friend" link you get a window with "Send the page: Syrian troops vacate Lebanese HQ".
I call shenanigans on this one.
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Intresting read of what - ifs. Except for the lack of evidence in history, folklore or religous texts to support the idea that God likes to do this without being requested or invited. Last I remember, if God wanted to take a siesta and anonymously visit Earth in a physical form, he chose his own body, not borrow someone else's. Kinda a funny read though.
Hey, The Onion is a better news source than CNN anyway
"I am a Canadian by birth, but I am a Highlander by blood and feel under an obligation to do all I can for the sake of the Highlanders and their literature.... I have never yet spoken a word of English to any of my children. They can speak as much English as they like to others, but when they talk to me they have to talk in Gaelic."
-Alexander Maclean Sinclair of Goshen (protector of Gaelic Culture)