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Pulled Over For Speeding
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haynes9  |
Posted: 03-Oct-2007, 11:38 PM
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If you're ever been pulled over for speeding (or any other reason), you probably should not say any of the following statements to the officer:
10. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
9. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
8. Hey - I was just on my way to Krispy Kreme. Want to come?
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
6. Hey pal, I pay your salary!
5. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, as long as one of us does.
2. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
And
1. When the Officer says "Son, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with, "Well, Officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
Special Thanks to Dr. Bob Griffin
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Camac |
Posted: 13-Dec-2008, 04:15 PM
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Back in the early 70's I worked in Toronto and lived in Orangeville, 60 miles north of the city up Highway #10. The speed limit was 55 mph and I was doing well over 75 mph when the O.P.P. ( Provincial Police) pulled me over. When the constable came up to me I apologized for speeding but I really had a good reason. I told him that I had the worst case of the "TROTS" and I was trying to get home before I had an accident and made a mess of myself and the inside of the car. The constable must have seen I was looking very uncomfortable and he let me off with a warning to keep it down around 65 max. A couple of weeks later I met that constable again and thnked him by buying him a coffee. I just made it home that day when Mother Nature had her way.
Camac.
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