AnElephantCant raise several billion Of pounds that is oodles and oodles So with a little support We will just buy Coulport With some rhymes and a few of Phil’s doodles
We’ll turn the place into a theme park Invite kids from Arrochar Tarbet and Luss It’s quite hard to reach Loch Long’s stony beach Perhaps the Council will lay on a bus?
The kids can take turns firing rockets They can aim them at Russia or Spain At 3 shots for a bob That will be just the job To stop our taxes being poured down the drain
AnElephantCant abide nuclear weapons We have our own ultimate deterrent No enemy can survive Our midges and pies Or a fortnight where the folk at The Fair went
Now Phil does some stuff that Walt Disney He can draw missiles and stealth subs and stuff We don’t want the Yanks Owning our bonnie banks So let’s tell them enough is enough
If the Americans take over Coulport We must ask what else they might do Will they conquer Rosneath Garelochhead and beneath Jings crivvens they’re heading for Rhu
Our plan is to keep the Clyde Scottish And say no to the big Yankee bucks No Hershey bars here No Miller Lite beer Just Irn Bru and a tea cake from Tunnocks
So let’s enjoy Scotland’s best day out at Coulport See the foxes the seals and the deer If enough people come It will go like a bomb All good fun – there is nothing to fear ……..
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